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Why My sister Dogs Hate to use Computers!

January 5th 2006 1:42 pm
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Why Dogs Hate Computers!


10 reasons why a dog doesn't use a computer:

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(It`s hard to type with paws) - Mocha says Im good at helping mom type when she is talking to one of her friends on computer!

9. 'Sit' and 'stay' were hard enough; 'delete' and 'save' are out of the
question.

8. Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work. Boy dogs sure are messy, I dont get nothing messed up like they do with there wet mouths!

7. Carpal Paw Syndrome. Yes we cats get that to , for playing on the computer when mom is not looking!

6. Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway he`s browsing
www.purina.com or the '50 ways to skin a cat' sites. My sister dogs Would never look at this site! Any dogs that do are bad dogs!

5. Fire hydrant icon simply frustrates. Dumb dumb dogs!

4. Can't help attacking the screen when he hears, 'you've got mail.'

3. Too messy to mark every Web site he visits. Bad dog

2. Fetch command not available on all platforms.

1. Can't stick his head out of Windows XP.

 

A Prayer for Animals

December 25th 2005 10:15 pm
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A Prayer for Animals
Hear our humble prayer,
O God,
for our friends, the animals,
especially for those who are suffering;
for any that are lost or deserted
or frightened or hungry.

We entreat for them all
Thy mercy and pity,
and for those who deal with them,
we ask a heart of compassion
and gentle hands and kindly words.

Make us, ourselves,
to be true friends to animals
and so to share
the blessings
of the merciful.


Albert Schweitzer

 
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