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A man and his dog were walking along a road.

March 28th 2006 9:13 pm
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A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the

scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead.

He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead

for years.

He wondered where the road was leading them.

After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of

the road. It looked like fine marble. At the top of a long hill, it was

broken by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight.

When he was standing before it he saw a magnificent gate in the arch

that looked like mother-of-pearl, and the street that led to the gate

looked like pure gold. He and the dog walked toward the gate, and as he

got closer, he saw a man at a desk

to one side.

When he was close enough, he called out, "Excuse me,

where are we?"

"This is Heaven, sir," the man answered.

"Wow! Would you happen to have some water?" the man

asked.

"Of course, sir. Come right in, and I'll have some ice water

brought right up."

The man gestured, and the gate began to open.

"Can my friend," gesturing toward his dog, "come in, too?" the

traveler asked.

"I'm sorry, sir, but we don't accept pets."

The man thought a moment and then turned back toward the road

and continued the way he had been going with his dog.

After another long walk, and at the top of another long hill, he came

to a dirt road leading through a farm gate that looked as if it had

never been closed. There was no

fence.

As he approached the gate, he saw a man inside, leaning

against a tree and reading a book.

"Excuse me!" he called to the man.

"Do you have any water?"

"Yeah, sure, there's a pump over there, come

on in."

"How about my friend here?" the traveler gestured to the

dog.

"There should be a bowl by the pump."

They went through the gate, and sure enough, there was an old-fashioned

hand pump with a bowl beside it.

The traveler filled the water bowl and took a long

drink himself, then he gave some to the dog.

When they were full, he and the dog walked back toward the man who was

standing by the tree.

"What do you call this place?" the traveler asked.

"This is Heaven," he answered.

"Well, that's confusing," the traveler said. "The man down the road

said that was Heaven, too."

"Oh, you mean the place with the gold street and pearly gates?

Nope. That's hell."

"Doesn't it make you mad for them to use your

name like that?"

"No, we're just happy that they screen out the folks

who would leave their best friends behind."

Sooooooooooooo.........You are all welcome @ my water bowl any time.

 

This is the story of how dogs came to be, on of my cat- friends told me this!

March 18th 2006 9:11 am
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HOW DOGS CAME TO BE



A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the answer to "Where do pets come from?"

Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us."

And God said, I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves."

And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve.

And it was a good animal.

And God was pleased.

And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail.
And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal."

And God said, " I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him
DOG."


And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them.

And they were comforted.

And God was pleased.

And Dog was content and wagged his tail.

After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and said, "Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well."

And God said, I will create for them a companion who will be with them and who will see them as they are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not always worthy of adoration."

And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.


And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings.

And Adam and Eve learned humility.

And they were greatly improved.


And God was pleased

And Dog was happy.


And Cat didn't give a POOP one way or the other.

 

Do Cats Go to Heaven?

March 16th 2006 12:40 am
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Do Cats Go to Heaven?

A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, "You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask."

The cats says, "Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors."

God says, "Say no more." And instantly, a fluffy pillow appears.

A few days later, 6 mice are killed in a tragic accident and they go to Heaven. God meets them at the gate with the same offer that He made the cat. The mice said, "All our lives we've had to run. Cats, dogs and even women with brooms have chased us. If we could only have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn't have to run anymore."

God says, "Say no more." And instantly, each mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates.

About a week later, God decides to check and see how the cat is doing. The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow. God gently wakes him and asks, "How are you doing? Are you happy here?"

The cat yawns and stretches and says, "Oh, I've never been happier in my life. And those Meals on Wheels you've been sending over are the best!"

 

My Dogs Sister Shelby got in my mail !!!!!

March 1st 2006 9:40 pm
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Hi My friends!
Some how my sister Shelby got in my mail, and but that last entry in my diary! She thinks she is funny! We Cats Rule, and not all of us are like that, and I know dogs who act the same way as what she wrote! I will get her back, I will hide one of her favorite toys! Well bye Coco Mocha Be My Pal!

 

Buy A Dog

March 1st 2006 9:37 pm
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Buy A Dog
March 1st 2006 9:32 pm [link to this entry]

Buy A Dog

If you want someone who will bring you the paper without first tearing it apart to remove the sports section
Buy a dog.




If you want someone willing to make a fool of himself simply over the joy of seeing you
Buy a dog.



If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never says its not quite as good as his mother made it
Buy a dog




If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want
Buy a dog.

If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies
Buy a dog.

If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores
Buy a dog.





If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually
Buy a dog.



But, on the other hand, If you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness...




Then.....................................






Buy a cat!





(You thought I was talking about a man didn't you ?

 

An Open Letter to My Pets (Author Unknown)

February 28th 2006 3:39 pm
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An Open Letter to My Pets (Author Unknown)

Dear Dogs and Cats, The dishes with the paw print are yours and
contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please
note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not
stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that
aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack.
Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't
help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very
sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to
ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when
they sleep. It is ! not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other
stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking
tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to
maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom.
If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it
is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your
paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through
the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years
--canine or feline attendance is not mandatory.

The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or
cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough!

To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message
on our front door:

All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:
1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the
furniture.
(That's why they call it "fur"nature.)
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted
son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak
clearly.

Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
1. Eat less
2. Don't ask for money all the time
3. Are easier to train
4. Usually come when called
5. Never drive your car
6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
7. Don't smoke or drink
8. Don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions
9. Don't wear your clothes
10. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children

 

Joke to put smile on face!

February 15th 2006 12:00 pm
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>> You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one...
>>
>> A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned
>> on a
>> night light, turned the answering machine on, and covered their pet
>> parakeet
>> and put the cat in the backyard.
>>
>> They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi
>> arrived and
>> the couple opened the front door to leave their house. The cat they had
>> put
>> out into the yard scoots back into the house. They don't want the cat
>> shut
>> in the house because she always tries to eat the bird.
>>
>> The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the
>> cat.
>>
>> The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.
>>
>> Waiting in the cab, the wife doesn't want the driver to know the house
>> will
>> be empty for the night. She explains to the taxi driver that her husband
>> will be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my
>> mother."
>>
>> A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so
>> long,"
>> he says, as they drive away. "Stupid thing was hiding under the bed.
>> Had to
>> poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take
>> off so
>> I grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep
>> her
>> from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat butt downstairs and
>> threw
>> her out into the back yard!"
>>
>> The cabdriver hit a parked car .
>>
>>
>>
>>
>

 

joke for cats and dogs,

February 15th 2006 11:20 am
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A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be Gods!
A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I must be a God

 

An Open Letter to My Pets (Author Unknown)

February 1st 2006 4:30 pm
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An Open Letter to My Pets (Author Unknown)

Dear Dogs and Cats, The dishes with the paw print are yours and
contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please
note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not
stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that
aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack.
Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't
help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very
sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to
ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when
they sleep. It is ! not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other
stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking
tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to
maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom.
If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it
is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your
paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through
the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years
--canine or feline attendance is not mandatory.

The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or
cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough!

To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message
on our front door:

All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:
1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the
furniture.
(That's why they call it "fur"nature.)
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted
son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak
clearly.

Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
1. Eat less
2. Don't ask for money all the time
3. Are easier to train
4. Usually come when called
5. Never drive your car
6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
7. Don't smoke or drink
8. Don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions
9. Don't wear your clothes
10. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children

 

My face feathers are finnally coming back!!!!!!!!!!>^,,^

January 24th 2006 10:31 am
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Hi all my dear friends!
My mom about two months ago now, combed all my beautifull long face hair out, she did not mean too! You see she was using frontline on me, and for some reason it did not work the full 4 weeks like it is suppose to! So because it was to soon to but more on she had to use a flea comb on me. Well she did not really till it was to late, that by doing this she was taking my long face hair out. But I did not mind becasue at lease them bad fleas were not bitting me, untill she could but that stuff back on me. So pretty soon I will be all hairy around my face again, like I Am suppose to be. I told her there must be a easyer way with this problem to fix it. If any of you know, just just email my mom, you will be saving my face hair this way if it every happens again. Bye Coco Mocha!! >^,,^< >^..^< >^oo^< >^cc^< >^++^

 
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