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owner of cats prayer

October 10th 2006 4:58 pm
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Because I'm only human,
It's sometimes hard to be
The wise, all-knowing creature
That my cat expects of me.

And so I pray for special help
To somehow understand
The subtle implications
Of each proud meowed command.

Oh, let me not forget that chairs
Were put on earth to shred;
And what I like to call a lap
Is actually a bed.

I know it's really lots to ask
But please, oh please, take pity;
And though I'm only human,
Make me worthy of my kitty!

Author Unknown


A Cat's Prayer

September 11th 2006 7:45 pm
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My Furmates (Mr Hollywoods) mom sent this to my mom, she just loved it, and so did I, I hope all you out there love it too!

A Cat's Prayer

Now I lay me down to sleep,
The king-size bed is soft and deep...
I sleep right in the center groove
My human can hardly move!

I've trapped her legs, she's tucked in tight
And here is where I pass the night
No one disturbs me or dares intrude
Till morning comes and "I want food!"

I sneak up slowly to begin
My nibbles on my human's chin.
She wakes up quickly, I have sharp teeth -
And my claws I will unsheath

For the morning's here and it's time to play
I always seem to get my way.
So thank you Lord for giving me
This human person that I see.

The one who hugs me and holds me tight
And sacrifices her bed at night.

...Author Unknown


Hi I am feeling much better!!!

August 10th 2006 12:20 pm
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Oh boy was I ever sick, my poor mom was so worried about me!! Im doing ok now, feeling like my old self. I wish I could go to the lake with my sister dogs and go swiming to get cooled off! But I would just lay by the lake and not go in to get cool, and then my sister dogs would come on by and shake on me. But that would help me cool down. Oh well just have to hang out at the air condishner for now. Bye for today, Coco Mocha be my pal



June 4th 2006 9:43 pm
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Crossing Over Rainbow Bridge by Francine

Fields of Love

God in His wisdom created a place
Loyal Heart's heaven filled with such grace
Fields that are covered in soft velvet green
Each gentle creature from earth now serene

Rainbows will follow skies will be blue
Colors that beckon with brightest of hues
Ponds that are crystal diamond-like streams
Flowing from mountains fulfilling all dreams

Trees of the Willow sweetly will sway
When each Loyal Heart needs rest for the day
Running and playing in fields made of gold
Flowers of colors on landscape is scrolled

Puppies and kittens all creatures now play
Within gate of Rainbow they gather this day
All species in life upon this earth lost
Welcomed to heaven through bridge they've

So much amazement for all eyes to see
Every sweet creature God made to be
Now as they gather they look all around
Happy to be here their destiny bound

Life on earth over but Loyal Hearts near
Call out to each one they'll know you are here
Running and happy they'll come to your side
Remembering goodness they'll feel so much pride

Days spent together in heaven so blessed
Each Loyal Heart grateful for love you gave best
Walking beside you God deemed it that way
Goodness and kindness forever shall stay

Peace now will enter never to leave
Each gentle creature in life you received
Standing before you with head held so high
Knowing from this day there's no more good-byes.

~ Francine Pucillo ~
Copyright May 7, 2002


This is for any of you who have lost a beloved pet!!!!!!

May 17th 2006 4:01 am
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A Letter From Your Pet in Heaven

This is for any of you who have lost a beloved pet!!!!!!

To my dearest family, some things I'd like to say.
But first of all, to let you know, that I arrived okay.
I'm writing this from the Bridge.
Here I dwell with God above.
Here there's no more tears of sadness
Here is just eternal love.
Please do not be unhappy just because I'm out of sight.
Remember that I am with you every morning, noon and night.
That day I had to leave you when my life on earth was through,
God picked me up and hugged me
and He said, "I welcome you. It's good to have you back again,
you were missed while you were gone. As for your dearest family,
They'll be here later on."
God gave me a list of things, that he wished for me to do.
And foremost on the list, was to watch and care for you.
And when you lie in bed at night the day's chores put to flight,
God and I are closest to you ... in the middle of the night.
When you think of my life on earth, and all those loving years,
because you are only human, they are bound to bring you tears.
But do not be afraid to cry: it does relieve the pain.
Remember there would be no flowers, unless there was some rain.
I wish that I could tell you all that God has planned.
If I were to tell you, you wouldn't understand.
But one thing is for certain, though my life on earth is o'er.
I'm closer to you now, than I ever was before.
There are rocky roads ahead of you and many hills to climb;
But together we can do it by taking one day at a time.
It was always my philosophy and I'd like it for you too;
That as you give unto the world, the world will give to you.
If you can help somebody who's in sorrow and pain;
Then you can say to God at night ... "My day was not in vain."
And now I am contented ... that my life was worthwhile.
Knowing as I passed along I made somebody smile.
God says: "If you meet somebody who is sad and feeling low;
Just lend a hand to pick him up, as on your way you go.
When you're walking down the street with me on your mind;
I'm walking in your footsteps only half a step behind."
"And when it's time for you to go ... from that body to be free.
Remember you're not going ...
you're coming here to me."

~Author Unknown


A Cat's Guide!! I Coco Mocha did not write this! I love My- Humun Mom!

April 27th 2006 8:33 am
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A Cat's Guide.

1. Introduction: Why Do We Need Humans?
So you've decided to get yourself a human being. In doing so, you've
joined the millions of other cats who have acquired these strange and
often frustrating creatures. There will be any number of times, during
the course of your association with humans, when you will wonder why you
have bothered to grace them with your presence. What's so great about
humans anyway? Why not just hang around with other cats? Our greatest
philosophers have struggled with this question for centuries, but the
answer is actually rather simple:




April 18th 2006 10:27 pm
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Some of you may have seen this before, it's always good for a chuckle......
7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favorite!
8 am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9 am - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!
Noon - Oh boy! The yard! My favorite!
2 pm - Oh boy! A car ride! My favorite!
3 pm - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!
4 pm - Oh boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
6 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Mum! My favorite!
7 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Dad! My favorite!
8 pm - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9 pm - Oh boy! Tummy rubs on the couch! My favorite!
11pm - Oh boy! Sleeping in my people's bed! My favorite!

Day 483 of my captivity...
My captors continued to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal.
The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the
mild satisfaction that I get from clawing their furniture.
Tomorrow I will eat another houseplant.
Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet
while they were walking almost succeeded - must try this at the top
of the stairs.

In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once
again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair. I must remember
To try this on their bed.

Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body in an attempt
to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear
in their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good
little cat I was. Hmmm, that did not work according to plan...

There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed
in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and
smell the food. More importantly, I overheard that my confinement was
due to my powers of inducing "allergies." I must learn what this is
and how I may use it to my advantage.

I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches.
The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is
obviously a half-wit.

The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant and speaks
with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his
current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured.
But I have patience, I can wait, it is only a matter of time...


Hi again my sister dog Shelby told me this joke!

April 8th 2006 4:10 pm
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Hi all my friends! My sister dog Shelby told me this joke, I though it was cute, so I put it in my diary for all of you to read too!

equal opportunity employer

A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window saying:

"HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer."

A short time afterwards, a dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign and
went inside. He looked at the receptionist and wagged his tail, then walked over to the sign, looked at it and whined.

Getting the idea, the receptionist got the office manager. The office manager looked at the dog and was surprised, to say the least. However,
the dog looked determined, so he led him into the office. Inside, the dog
jumped up on the chair and stared at the manager.

The manager said, "I can't hire you. The sign says you have to be able to

The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to type out a perfect letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the manager and
gave it to him, then jumped back on the chair.

The manager was stunned, but then told the dog, "The sign says you have to be good with a computer."

The dog jumped down again and went to the computer. The dog proceeded to demonstrate his expertise with various programs and produced a sample spreadsheet and database and presented them to the manager.

By this time the manager was totally dumbfounded! He looked at the dog and said, "I realize that you are a very intelligent dog and have some
interesting abilities. However, I still can't give you the job."

The dog jumped down and went to a copy of the sign and put his paw on the part about being an Equal Opportunity Employer.

The manager said, "Yes, but the sign also says that you have to be bilingual."

The dog looked at him straight in the face and said, "Meow."


Cat Law!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

April 5th 2006 8:03 pm
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1 - Law of Cat Inertia

A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.

2 - Law of Cat Motion

A cat will move in a straight line, unless there is a really good reason to change direction.

3 - Law of Cat Magnetism

All blue blazers and black sweaters attract cat hair in direct proportion to the darkness of the fabric.

4 - Law of Cat Thermodynamics

Heat flows from a warmer to a cooler body, except in the case of a cat, in which case all heat flows to the cat.

5 - Law of Cat Stretching
A cat will stretch to a distance proportional to the length of the nap just taken.

6 - Law of Cat Sleeping

All cats must sleep with people whenever possible, in a position as uncomfortable for the people involved as is possible for the cat.

7 - Law of Cat Elongation

A cat can make her body long enough to reach just about any counter top that has anything remotely interesting on it.

8 - Law of Cat Acceleration

A cat will accelerate at a constant rate, until he gets good and ready to stop.

9 - Law of Dinner Table Attendance

Cats must attend all meals when anything good is served.

10 - Law of Rug Configuration

No rug may remain in its naturally flat state for very long.

11 - Law of Obedience Resistance

A cat's resistance varies in proportion to a human's desire for her to do something.

12 - First Law of Energy Conservation

Cats know that energy can neither be created nor destroyed and will, therefore, use as little energy as possible.

13 - Second Law of Energy Conservation

Cats also know that energy can only be stored by a lot of napping.

14 - Law of Refrigerator Observation
If a cat watches a refrigerator long enough, someone will come along and take out something good to eat.

15 - Law of Electric Blanket Attraction

Turn on an electric blanket and a cat will jump into bed at the speed of light.

16 - Law of Random Comfort Seeking

A cat will always seek, and usually take over, the most comfortable spot in any given room.

17 - Law of Bag / Box Occupancy

All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond.

18 - Law of Cat Embarrassment

A cat's irritation rises in direct proportion to her embarrassment times the amount of human laughter.

19 - Law of Milk Consumption

A cat will drink his weight in milk, squared, just to show you he can.

20 - Law of Furniture Replacement

A cat's desire to scratch furniture is directly proportional to the cost of the furniture.

21 - Law of Cat Landing

A cat will always land in the softest place possible.

22 - Law of Fluid Displacement

A cat immersed in milk will displace her own volume, minus the amount of milk consumed.

23 - Law of Cat Disinterest

A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.

24 - Law of Pill Rejection

Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.

25 - Law of Cat Composition

A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.


H!!i my sister dogs, told me this, I like it, was good for a- dog!

April 4th 2006 11:43 pm
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Yes a lot of us Cats can do this stuff too!

f a dog was the teacher you would learn stuff like:

When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
(We Cats can run to greet our loved ones too!
Thrive on attention and let people touch you.
(We cats can do this too! But only when we want them too!)
Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
( Well we can bit, and we can growl to, but we sound more like a Lion!!)
On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.
(Oh we cats are good at this too, we can do that any where!! On the window sill, moms pillow and where we want, I have seen my sister cat jump up on the table and lay there all streched out in the sun!!!)
On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.
(Yes we can do this too, but we would rather be in the air condishioning!)
When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.
( Oh we can do better we can purr all over your legs, or on your face. and boy can we do the kitty dance for the right food or treat!)
Be loyal. Never pretend to be something you're not.
( Now any good cat person knows we cats never pertend to be something we are not)
If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.( We will leave this one for the dogs!!)

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