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A Prayer for Animals

December 25th 2005 10:15 pm
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A Prayer for Animals
Hear our humble prayer,
O God,
for our friends, the animals,
especially for those who are suffering;
for any that are lost or deserted
or frightened or hungry.

We entreat for them all
Thy mercy and pity,
and for those who deal with them,
we ask a heart of compassion
and gentle hands and kindly words.

Make us, ourselves,
to be true friends to animals
and so to share
the blessings
of the merciful.


Albert Schweitzer

 

Why My sister Dogs Hate to use Computers!

January 5th 2006 1:42 pm
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Why Dogs Hate Computers!


10 reasons why a dog doesn't use a computer:

10. T0o0p hqa5rxd 6tt0[o 6ty[p3e 2w9igtjh;pa3wds
(It`s hard to type with paws) - Mocha says Im good at helping mom type when she is talking to one of her friends on computer!

9. 'Sit' and 'stay' were hard enough; 'delete' and 'save' are out of the
question.

8. Saliva-coated floppy disks refuse to work. Boy dogs sure are messy, I dont get nothing messed up like they do with there wet mouths!

7. Carpal Paw Syndrome. Yes we cats get that to , for playing on the computer when mom is not looking!

6. Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway he`s browsing
www.purina.com or the '50 ways to skin a cat' sites. My sister dogs Would never look at this site! Any dogs that do are bad dogs!

5. Fire hydrant icon simply frustrates. Dumb dumb dogs!

4. Can't help attacking the screen when he hears, 'you've got mail.'

3. Too messy to mark every Web site he visits. Bad dog

2. Fetch command not available on all platforms.

1. Can't stick his head out of Windows XP.

 

My face feathers are finnally coming back!!!!!!!!!!>^,,^

January 24th 2006 10:31 am
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Hi all my dear friends!
My mom about two months ago now, combed all my beautifull long face hair out, she did not mean too! You see she was using frontline on me, and for some reason it did not work the full 4 weeks like it is suppose to! So because it was to soon to but more on she had to use a flea comb on me. Well she did not really till it was to late, that by doing this she was taking my long face hair out. But I did not mind becasue at lease them bad fleas were not bitting me, untill she could but that stuff back on me. So pretty soon I will be all hairy around my face again, like I Am suppose to be. I told her there must be a easyer way with this problem to fix it. If any of you know, just just email my mom, you will be saving my face hair this way if it every happens again. Bye Coco Mocha!! >^,,^< >^..^< >^oo^< >^cc^< >^++^

 

An Open Letter to My Pets (Author Unknown)

February 1st 2006 4:30 pm
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An Open Letter to My Pets (Author Unknown)

Dear Dogs and Cats, The dishes with the paw print are yours and
contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please
note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not
stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that
aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack.
Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't
help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very
sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to
ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when
they sleep. It is ! not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other
stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking
tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to
maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom.
If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it
is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your
paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through
the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years
--canine or feline attendance is not mandatory.

The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or
cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough!

To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message
on our front door:

All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:
1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the
furniture.
(That's why they call it "fur"nature.)
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted
son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak
clearly.

Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
1. Eat less
2. Don't ask for money all the time
3. Are easier to train
4. Usually come when called
5. Never drive your car
6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
7. Don't smoke or drink
8. Don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions
9. Don't wear your clothes
10. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children

 

joke for cats and dogs,

February 15th 2006 11:20 am
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A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be Gods!
A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I must be a God

 

Joke to put smile on face!

February 15th 2006 12:00 pm
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>> You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one...
>>
>> A couple was dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They turned
>> on a
>> night light, turned the answering machine on, and covered their pet
>> parakeet
>> and put the cat in the backyard.
>>
>> They phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi
>> arrived and
>> the couple opened the front door to leave their house. The cat they had
>> put
>> out into the yard scoots back into the house. They don't want the cat
>> shut
>> in the house because she always tries to eat the bird.
>>
>> The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes inside to get the
>> cat.
>>
>> The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.
>>
>> Waiting in the cab, the wife doesn't want the driver to know the house
>> will
>> be empty for the night. She explains to the taxi driver that her husband
>> will be out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my
>> mother."
>>
>> A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so
>> long,"
>> he says, as they drive away. "Stupid thing was hiding under the bed.
>> Had to
>> poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take
>> off so
>> I grabbed her by the neck. Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep
>> her
>> from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat butt downstairs and
>> threw
>> her out into the back yard!"
>>
>> The cabdriver hit a parked car .
>>
>>
>>
>>
>

 

An Open Letter to My Pets (Author Unknown)

February 28th 2006 3:39 pm
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An Open Letter to My Pets (Author Unknown)

Dear Dogs and Cats, The dishes with the paw print are yours and
contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please
note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not
stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that
aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack.
Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't
help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very
sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to
ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when
they sleep. It is ! not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other
stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking
tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to
maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom.
If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it
is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your
paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through
the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years
--canine or feline attendance is not mandatory.

The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or
cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough!

To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message
on our front door:

All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:
1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the
furniture.
(That's why they call it "fur"nature.)
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted
son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak
clearly.

Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
1. Eat less
2. Don't ask for money all the time
3. Are easier to train
4. Usually come when called
5. Never drive your car
6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
7. Don't smoke or drink
8. Don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions
9. Don't wear your clothes
10. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children

 

Buy A Dog

March 1st 2006 9:37 pm
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Buy A Dog
March 1st 2006 9:32 pm [link to this entry]

Buy A Dog

If you want someone who will bring you the paper without first tearing it apart to remove the sports section
Buy a dog.




If you want someone willing to make a fool of himself simply over the joy of seeing you
Buy a dog.



If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never says its not quite as good as his mother made it
Buy a dog




If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want
Buy a dog.

If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies
Buy a dog.

If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores
Buy a dog.





If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually
Buy a dog.



But, on the other hand, If you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness...




Then.....................................






Buy a cat!





(You thought I was talking about a man didn't you ?

 

My Dogs Sister Shelby got in my mail !!!!!

March 1st 2006 9:40 pm
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Hi My friends!
Some how my sister Shelby got in my mail, and but that last entry in my diary! She thinks she is funny! We Cats Rule, and not all of us are like that, and I know dogs who act the same way as what she wrote! I will get her back, I will hide one of her favorite toys! Well bye Coco Mocha Be My Pal!

 

Do Cats Go to Heaven?

March 16th 2006 12:40 am
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Do Cats Go to Heaven?

A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, "You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask."

The cats says, "Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors."

God says, "Say no more." And instantly, a fluffy pillow appears.

A few days later, 6 mice are killed in a tragic accident and they go to Heaven. God meets them at the gate with the same offer that He made the cat. The mice said, "All our lives we've had to run. Cats, dogs and even women with brooms have chased us. If we could only have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn't have to run anymore."

God says, "Say no more." And instantly, each mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates.

About a week later, God decides to check and see how the cat is doing. The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow. God gently wakes him and asks, "How are you doing? Are you happy here?"

The cat yawns and stretches and says, "Oh, I've never been happier in my life. And those Meals on Wheels you've been sending over are the best!"

 
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