A Tribute to Me

Because I am so great, I have decided to write a tribute to myself. Here it goes:

There once was a cat named Pandora,
She ate all the insects and flora,
Some thought this was mean,
But as you have seen,
There's never been a cat like Pandora.

If Only...

If only I had been able to meet Huckleberry, Father Ted, and Mrs. Doyle in person. I could have growled, hissed, and stared like never before!!

Ahhh...memories...

One day, a fish came to our house. He wasn't scared of Hettie, but he was terrified of me. People SAY it's because I'm black and easy to see, but I think it's because I'm so ferocious. My sharp, clawless paws combined with my huge, broken tooth that got pulled are sure to scare a fish!!

I've never been so insulted!!

How could this little kitten who can barely type have a better diary than me?? Grrr...

I should be the queen of the world...

Therefore, I should be the queen of the world.


What is that I'm getting for Christmas again?? PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE tell me!! I can keep a secret for myself!! No, no, I PROMISE I won't tell myself. PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE??? Please??
All right, fine. Gimme lots of treats!!

Hello

I was born near Athens, Georgia. I am told this Huckleberry Finn has been born around the same place. I'm probably something like her third cousin or great great aunt. I'm not sure. But I know I'm related to her.
Anyway, my sister and I moved in with a wierd two year old, a lead female, and a lead male. The two year old, Byrd, was fascinated with us. We were fascinated with her. How could anything be that big and still be a baby?

I see that you are having Christmas. For my present, tell Santa to send all the catnip he has up to my cloud, okay?? Thanks!!