A Meow Kind of Day

Ever get the urge to meow? Not just any meow. A big, roaring meow. A boc meow! Well, I do. And so does my human mother. She's my MaMa!! Humans think she's weird but all animals love her. When she meows, it's music to my ears. Sometimes we meow together. Every time my mama goes out of town she always calls me on the phone and leaves me a message full of meows. I just love it. One time my mama told me she was stuck in traffic on the freeway. And do you know what she and my daddy did in order to remain sane? They meowed at other people driving. Today, my mama and daddy were out driving. Mama told me that she rolled down the window and meowed at a pedestrian. Life's too short to not meow. So why don't you try it sometime? Maybe in line at the grocery store. Mama says it's fun. For all my fellow felines, meow at your k9 family members. It really confuses them and it's kinda' funny. That's all for now. Don't forget to meow!

Boc Boc Meow

How To Make Chihuahuas Useful

Here I was in the middle of hibernation, when all of a sudden, I was awakened by the incessant yaps of the Chihuahuas. I thought to myself, "What in the world are they yapping about so early in the morning? And how dare they disturb my hibernation!" Being that I was wide awake and quite grouchy, I went outside to check out what all the ruckus was about. As soon as I stepped outside, I saw him. How could I not recognize him, with his high pitch chuckle and his big fluffy tail? It was Mr. Fluffy Tail, our neighborhood squirrel. "Mr. Fluffy Tail," I called out, "why are you teasing these mutts first thing in the morning?? You KNOW how I need my beauty sleep!" Meanwhile, as I demanded an answer from Mr. Fluffy Tail, the Chihuahuas continued to annoy me with their yapping. When Mr. Fluffy Tail finally responded, he simply laughed and told me how he couldn't resist teasing the gullible Chihuahuas. Of course, I couldn't fault him on that; the Chihuahuas are easy entertainment. "Next time, could you wait for me and we'll taunt the Chihuahuas together? That'll be far more entertaining, don't you agree?" After Mr. Fluffy Tail agreed with me, I walked towards Radar and Dasher. As I walked toward them, I made my ears go back, stuck my tail straight up, and made my eyes look as if they were going to pop out and grab the shivering creatures. Before I was able to swat my paw at them, they both ran away with their tails between their legs. Such a hysterical sight! Well, that was just about 15 minutes ago and so now, I believe they should be on edge for at least 48hours. By then, Radar and Dasher should be good and ready to bring me more entertainment. For now, that gives me time to get back into hibernation. Good sleep to all.

The Goofballs

*Yawn*I hardly have any energy today to type out a diary entry. You see, my human mother brought in a couple of K9 house guests which requires a lot of management on my part. They're going to be here for 2 whole days! In order to ensure that the visiting K9's don't enter my office, I have to prepare for their stupidity, i.e. sniffing, chasing, licking, eating MY food, going after my litter box, etc. These K9's, the Goofballs, are nothing like the Chihuahuas. Radar and Dasher are completely under my control and would not dare think of disturbing my peace. Since the Goofballs aren't around too often, I have to strike out my claws and show off my fangs when they are visiting in order to keep them out of my territory. Fortunately, all of the yapping creatures are outside right now....so I have a moment to rest. Now I must cease typing in order to get some beauty sleep. I shall type again soon.
Boc Boc Meow

Diary of the Day

Good morning to all cats, humans and other living creatures.
Since my human mother knows how important my sleep is, she NEVER wakes me up, especially on a week day morning! It's the job of the humans to wake up bright and early on a Monday morning, not mine! Imagine my surprise when my dear sweet human mother woke me up, telling me that my diary has made it to Diary of the Day. Well, once she informed me of my success, I decided to put some effort into waking up...and now, 2 hours later, here I am. I just noticed my site on the front page of Catster!! Oh my! What an honor! It has not even been a week and I've already captivated the hearts of Catster. My human dad has always said that everybody loves me. Of course, I can't blame them for loving me. My world is all about love. Now my human parents might understand why I need so much sleep. The more sleep I have, the more energy I have to type out such interesting diary entries. Whew! Speaking of energy, I'm running out of it. Bye for now. This Boc Boc Mama is headin' for bed.

Life of Leisure

Wow, what a day. I just love Saturdays. I got to sleep in with my humans. After I woke up, I went outside to sleep some more. Although I can't get into a deep sleep, never know what those Chihuahuas are up to. Radar, the black Chihuahua, is always hanging out by the trashcan. One time I heard my humans talking about how he was always hanging out in my cat litter box. Can you believe that? The nerve of him. Well, thankfully, my humans bought a gate to block him from my side of the house. The gate is wonderful because I don't have to interact with the Chihuahuas by day when my humans are away at work making money for me. Plus, that Radar, who seems to think that he is the Turd Patrol, can't interfere with my kitty box.

Well, typing all of this out has simply exhausted me and now I must go take another nap. Until I type again, good day to all of you.