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Well, my housefolk gave me this diary and told me to write down my fat cat adventures in here... I thought, what? What fat cat adventures, all I do is eat and sleep!
So I guess I'll just write random things in here. Let me tell you about the last few months for me. There are six young humans in my house, and two adults. I belong to the youngling named Chris. He's nice, and I remember when he first took me home. I was so excited! There was so much to do and learn, and I had my real first human! I could hardly keep still. I explored every inch of that large house over the next week, the whole time getting so much attention from the housefolk! Everyone would stop and pet me, say a kind word, give me a treat... That's how I got fat. Real fat.
Well, those days are over. Now, my human hardly knows I exist and I don't know what I have done wrong. I sleep on his bed, and I purr whenever I see him, rubbing against his legs. It's like I'm invisible to him. He never even looks at me.
Of course, I still get attention from the other humans, but not from the human I love the most, not from my human. It's just not the same...