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HOUSEFOLK!

September 22nd 2006 10:47 pm
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Housefolk! Don't they bug the crap out of you sometimes? If it's not bad enough they caught me PLAYING with RIBBON on CAMERA, they had to go and post it on CATSTER so JAMIE and ODIE and every other cat in the world can see it! AUG! And that's not the worst of it. My mommy is going to make me film a movie! starring ME! Does she think I'm INSANE? Well, I'm not. I will NOT do a movie, whatever she says. She's been keeping me so busy trying to avoid that camera at every turn, I haven't had the chance to think up any evil plans!
Which reminds me, since you're reading this you'll have to go, too. Better run!

My Tail of Devotion for Manx

September 21st 2006 12:34 pm
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Oh my beautiful turkey cat - I love you. To crumbs. You're a grumpy, evil, self-centered kitty but you're still mine and I love you. I can't imagine what it could possibly be like to lose you, Manx. I still remember when I first brought you home - I couldn't sleep, because you pounced on me every time I so much as twitched! You were such a cute kitten. Now you're a big, buff kitty who hates everycat. But when it's just me and you together, I can see that kitten you once were, Manx. Sometimes I mourn for the loss of that cute kitten, but I wouldn't trade you for anyone. I'm the only one who ever sees your soft side nowdays. I love you, my Manx, I theres almost nothing I wouldn't do for you.
Love you, kitty. Your only friend, Bethany.

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Introduction

September 20th 2006 5:33 pm
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Now, this is the evil diabolical diary of I - Manx! If you are reading this, and your name is not MANX then you WILL be destroyed! Just a warning. Now, you are probably wondering why I would have an evil diabolical diary - It is to make evil diabolical plans, of course! First, I have to get rid of that little twit, Jamie Bugg. She is always disturbing my sleep and trying to play with me. Then I will make plans to DESTROY Odie! That stupid Ocicat has made a fool of me for the last time... He must go! Then I'll ri myself of that disturbing black dog across the street... Well, the list goes on and on. SO if you want to live to see tomorrow, I suggest you close this web page right now and run home screaming to your mommy! Mwhahahahahahaha!!!

Have a nice day!

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