LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME...

See? Didn't I TELL you that I'm famous and important? My diary was selected as THE BEST diary to ever appear on catster.com. I don't mean to brag to you other kitties, or anything, but I'm just so proud of myself.

My diary SHOULD be selected and I'm happy that the catster people realized quality writingwhen they see it. I am, after all, a FAMOUS CAT - my picture has appeared in many national publiciations and I'm even featured in a BOOK that my human published. That's because I'm a cat with a JOB...I WORK for a living, unlike most of you slackers who SLEEP for a living. Yes, I have a 9 to 11 job - spending two-hours of my time silently hiding in a carrier while cat detection dogs sniff around in an effort to find me.

The cat detection dogs, of course, get all the glory. They are the ones who wear the bright orange SEARCH DOG vests, they are out in the public and typically filmed by the media, they locate the lost cats and get ALL of the thanks. But if it wasn't for me, they would never have learned how to find lost cats in the first place.

If you'd like one of my autographed "target cat" trading cards, then visit my full profile. I'm sure I can find the time to write you a personal message and have my human stick it in the mail.

Time to go and find a mirror. Thanks for being my fan!

Mr. C.

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