The NEW story about me... wait its about that new kitten in- the house!

Well my owner likes, let me correct myself, loves to write stories about me and all the other cats in the house. All the others were about me, but not this one. I'll try to get all three stories here in my diary for you to read, but my owner only lets me on the computer for 2 hours a day, she doesn't want me to play with the mouse. I've already tried to eat it. Well hey can you blame me, its a cats instinct for when they hear the word mouse, they attack it and eat it. Am I right?! Of course I am. Well anyway the new kitten's name is Darlene and she's not even 1 year old yet.

Well my 2 hours is up. Do you know how hard it is to type with paws. Of course not. Well bye!

Don't leave me -meow

Oh no I just figured out something horrible about mommy shes going away for three days with her friend to a hotel I don't know what a hotel is but it can't be good. Noone to play with me *waaaaaaaaa*

Wow what a big thing in the living room. I've been asking my friends what it is but they just say I should know, and that it was there last year around the same time. It looks fun to climb, its tall, it has branches and I'm a good jumper. It should be no problem! Then my mom said to another cat,"Girl no climbing the Christmas Tree!". So that's what it is I remembered. Maybe I shouldn't climb it. Instead I chewed on the lights and branches!