December 3rd 2005 11:37 pm
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It's been a week since I came to live with Lisy Babe.
I like it here. It's nice and warm, the sofa is comfy, Lisy loves giving me cuddles, and she's already trained to do my bidding.
Until I moved in, she always used to sit in the same spot on the sofa. That spot is mine now, ha! If Lisy sits there by mistake, she'll soon know about it. I have ways of making her move.
While Lisy is sweet and cuddly, she does sometimes shout at me. I don't know why... I'm only scratching. OK, so I'll be scratching at Lisy's bookcase, or her carpet. When she says my name in her "I'm not impressed" voice, she always says "that's what your scratch post is for." But, I don't like my scratch post. The bookcase and the carpet are much better.
I think Lisy wants to go to bed soon, she looks tired. I'll do what I've been doing every night. I'll wait until she's asleep, and, then, I'll sneak into bed next to her. That way I get a nice, comfy human bed too. The only thing is, I need to learn how to not fart in my sleep. The smell keeps waking Lisy up.
Night night.
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