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"Don't Mess With Me"

" Oh, Christmas Tree"

Man, I absolutley love our big beautiful christmas tree!! I love to burrow into the sweet smelling branches and fall asleep dreaming of Santa and mice. That reminds me, you should read Trouble and Star's Diary entries to find out about the mouse fiasco.

I'm gonna go eat now, bye, Karat

GO Away

This morning my mom was sitting on her bed doing some school work. I jumped up and fell asleep next to her purring loudly to show my content. I suddenly stop purring at the dreadful sound of another cat coming into the room. I look down and "OH NO" it was the worst one of all...TROUBLE. I start out with a low rumble to let him know that I was annoyed, yet he still jumped up into my space. So I open my mouth and show him all of my teeth and spit at his face. He just smiled and gave me that look when he is going to pounce on me. He smiled and puts his ears down and I started frantically hissing at him because I didn't want him to even think about...BOOM. He launched onto my back. As I was beating him in the head and spitting and spatting at his eyes, maybe If I blind him I can get away. SMACK, right between the eyes he wobbled backwards and toppled off the bed shaking his head as he left the room. That will teach him that nobody messes with Karat!!