Today...a look into Uno's perception of life

It started out wet and rainy. Of course, I still had to get my daily excersize. I'm only 13 pounds, but they say I'm putting on weight. Yeah right. I didn't really go far today, the weather was too bad. I was still wet after I came in though, and they(the humans) tried to dry me off and kept saying "poor Unzie". Like I care about a little rain. They always make a big deal about stuff. I have to be in before dark! Can you believe that? I'm a grown man now people! My brother has stayed out all night before, but that's only because he's rebellious. They seem to think I'm the baby. But I'll show them! One of these days I'll catch a mouse, and they'll realize I'm a hunter just like my brother. He catches a mouse a day and doesn't come home until he catches one. Then he disects them perfectly, and only leaves the insides. I think it's gross. Sure, mice are fun to play with, but not when they just lay there. Why does he have to kill them?