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I've been tagged by Milagrito!

June 3rd 2008 2:22 pm
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I was tagged by the witty and amusing Milagrito. The rules are: tell 5 fabulous things about you, then tag 5 more kitties.

1. I am a bad bad boy. I like to bite people directly after I beg them to pet me.

2. I have all my claws, but I still let Hassan dominate me (I'm like that).

3. I love to lay in bed with Hassan and spoon...but I never let Meowmy see it. It would make her way too happy.

4. I am impossibly handsome and fluffy...Meowmy says I'm all looks and no brains, but whatev!

5. I wear my cataloons every day.

I'm tagging:



So sorry Peeps

October 12th 2007 3:47 am
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Meowmy and Daddy just got hitched on the she's been too busy to get on Catster...we'll be back on soon, and will get caught up on all our p-mail and thanks for rosettes and such!

We love you and miss you all!



My J-O-B

August 14th 2007 10:54 am
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So I've developed a new skill which Meowmy just loves...I eat bugs! Whenever Daddy lets in a bug (which is often because he goes out on the deck to smoke his yucky ciggies and leaves the door open a long time when he comes back in) I chase it down in 3 seconds flat and eat it right up! Meowmy hates bugs, so she always gives me a treat when I do it...she says I'm finally earning my food, and she's so proud of me! I wonder when Hassan is going to get a valuable skill like this? So far, his only skill I can see is that he pukes a lot on the carpet...he's really good at that!

Meows to you lata'!


Hey, it's only been 10 months?

December 8th 2006 10:38 am
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So my mom has been talking about getting a new "tree" for the house...I LOVE TREES! She knows this...she really MUST love me the best! Even though she says I'm a very bad boy, I know she loves me...when she comes home, she always holds Hassan like a baby (lame) and pets him and stuff...I'm not jealous, really, but yesterday I left out a little tiny "Meow" when she was doing it so she would pay attention to me...she said it was really cute! She's so gullible!

I'm just sick of Hassan getting all the attention..he's such a spoiled baby! That's why when I sit on Mommy's lap, I bite her hand if she tries to pet me...just to let her know that I know what's up!

Peace out! Gizmo

PS. Here's to hoping she gets me a new tree soon! I love them!


Valentine's Day my Arse!

February 20th 2006 10:20 am
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So my Valentine's Day was not very good...mommy took me to the vet! She said since I'm six months old now, I have to get "fixed"...I don't know what this "fixed" is, but I know I don't like it! I had to spend the whole day at the vet, and she gave me a Roofy or made me go to sleep, and when I woke up, I was all disheveled and I felt violated somehow...I don't know what she did to me, but I feel different big brother was so mean to me when I came home too! It's just been a bad day all around. Here's to hoping this "fixed" thing goes away!



December 12th 2005 10:22 am
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Hello All:

My people seem to have brought me a large green tree to play with! Isn't that nice of them? They always do such nice's really tall and fun to climb...although I didn't really appreciate when sap got on my fur. I didn't think it could get any better, but then yesterday, they put all kinds of shiny and sparkly things on said tree! I took a bunch of them off last night, but in the morning Mommy just hung them back up...I've decided I will press on with this "Mommy Picks Up" game...she seems to enjoy it...Lata' Cats and Kittens!


My New Home

December 1st 2005 11:00 am
[ Leave A Comment ] sure is nice and warm in my new home...I was born in a barn in a big pile of hay...I liked playing in the hay with my brothers and sisters...but guess what's even more fun? Tormenting my NEW brother Hassan! He's so fun to torture, he gets really mad when I try to play with him constantly! He wrestles me to the ground and kicks me with his back feet (that's where his claws are). I have ALL my claws tho' so I get him back.

Last night, I got out on the deck by "accident" and I didn't know how to get back in! I cried and cried for my mommy, and I could hear her calling me inside, but she just wasn't getting the picture that I was outside! Go figure...then she finally opened the deck door...phew...I ran back in and cried at her for about five minutes...she had to warm my cold little paws with her hands...what a sucker!

Well, lots more trouble to get into, meow to you later!


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