Ringworm Nola: Part Deux

Ahoy me mateys!

It be a right long time since we last spoke. Cap'n Jack apologizes fur the great delay.. Ye see me daft woman says she be way too busy to browse the Catster. But what did me wee eye spy her doin' this very eve? Watchin' Dancin' with the Stars on abc.com! Ye dastardly woman! We be boycottin' that show until they allow contestants o' tha feline persuasion to participate! To tha brig with ye! *mumble grumble* Tha mighty Cap'n Jack dances the best darned paso doble this side o' the Mississippi.. do tha foul producers o' that show be callin' me?! NO!

So now that me daft woman be sufficiently reprimanded.. it be time to continue me swashbucklin' tale of "Ringworm Nola." Me fans ha've been clamoring for the endin' to this fantastic story. An now, tha wait be o'er me fine mateys!

Previously on "Ringworm Nola."

After recovering from pneumonia, Nola's nuttiness disrupts the household. Nola sprouts ringworm after being weaned off her medicine. All of the Neverland clan fall victim to the evil ringworm. It is up to the mighty Captain Jack to save the day.


And now the long awaited conclusion to "Ringworm Nola."



"Ringworm Nola!" I cried, "This ship be not big enough fur the both o' us!"

Ringworm Nola giggled. "Oh Cap'n Jack, I love playin with you!" An with that, she made a mad dash fur me face!


AAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!

*smackety smack*

Tha e'il Ringworm Nola whapped me in me head! Obviously, fearin' fur her life, Nola ran up me crow's nest. "Oh ye silly lil girl, tha Crow's Nest be my domain!" Tha mighty Cap'n Jack attacks!

Round an around the crow's nest we went. Up an down, round an around, until I see tha dizziness in Ringworm Nola's eyes. Har Har! Me plan be workin!

Ringworm Nola flops off me crow's nest and lands in a corner. "I've got ye now ye tiny scoundrel!" Ringworm Nola just rolls her eyes. "Argh ye foul villian! Ye think tha mighty Cap'n Jack be a joke?!"

"For villians such as ye, Ringworm Nola, tha mighty Cap'n Jack must use his mostly deadliest o' weapons!"


Then I raise me eyepatch.

"Booga booga!!!"

Nola screams in horror and runs fur her room! Oh aye, the horror of me creepy lil eye! Har har! No one be safe from it's wee lil creepiness!

"Job well done, Cap'n Jack!" Jenny says as she locks Ringworm Nola inta tha brig. "Ta use one o' yer words Jenny.. DUH!" I say. "Har Har Har" we both laugh in unison.

epilogue

Tha foul beast be forced ta stay in tha brig until her e'il spirits be exorcised. I ne'er understood why she be needing tha excorcise.. that Nola be a right beanpole o' a girl. Now Nola be fine an de-ringwormed. She still be terrorizin' the Ne'erland clan. Argh, but they always be buggin' me an I got me booty of catnip an Feline Greenies, so I let her beat the holy begeezus outta them. Makes me laugh.

Aye an fear not me fine mateys, tha mighty Cap'n Jack has skin far superior to any other feline. No ringworm befell me tough hide!

Until next time,
Meow!

Cap'n Jack

fear me eye! fear it!

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