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My Life As the Queen of the House

I saw that Brutus made an entry in his diary (blech, blech, blech - icky boys!). Of course, I am not to be outdone by that little twerp. Last night I thought he had officially gone bonkers - zooming around the house like a crazy kitty and trying to terrorize me in the process! My mommy, of course, laughs when he does this cuz she thinks it's so funny. Personally, I think it is very undignified. All I want is peace and quiet and this creature constantly wants to play some horrid game of tag and tackle with me. I'm much too proper of a lady for that nonsense. Of course, when he is (finally) asleep - I sometimes go over and lay beside him because he is really warm and snuggly. We will never let him know this little secret because I don't want him to think I like boys! Especially a little pest like Brutus! Besides, boys have cooties.