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My Life As The "Man" of the House (aka How I Terrorize My Sisters...hee hee hee)

Catnip Thief

Decided it was about time to make my first entry. I was a real stinker last night or at least that's what Mom calls me. That, and Flying Ninja Kitty. I had my very first taste of catnip Wednesday night and decided it was my duty to find the hiding place. I searched high and low...on top of the fridge (oops, broke a vase), on the mantel (oops, broke a jar), on the coffee table (oops........). Then Mom finally got home and opened the Magic Food Door and lo and behold, I smelled the bag of catnip. I couldn't resist - I grabbed the bag and starting running (ears flat back so I could move even faster). I leaped over Emily and Phoebe as Mom chased behind me (did I mention she had just vacuumed the carpet the day before?). Finally after several zooms around the house, under the bed, over my sister's heads, etc., I ran behind my favorite door (where I become invisible) and hid. Of course, Mom always seems to be able to see me, despite the fact that I'm invisible and she took the bag from me. Well, all that chasing and hiding got me even more wound up, so then it was time to play Tackle My Sisters. This is always fun because they never seem to see me coming and they get so upset that I want to play this game with them. Mom always has to rescue them from me....but I only want to play!! She says I just play too rough for the girls but she'll let me have a go at it with her hands until she gets too scratched up to play any more. Mom knows it's just the boy in me - all I want is LOVE! But, she says that I'm her favorite boy and she loves me, no matter how much of a stinker I am. She also says my sisters secretly love me, too. Just like a pesky little brother!