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Dear book of books...

Today was not a nice day

For weeks now, a daily noise was heard, it was not thunder though it seemed to come from above, it came from everywhere.... The day started out sunny but a cloud moved in...rain so I came for my breakfast and then a place to curl up for my sleep, but HE was in here, the garage, drats!
So after my delicious meal I sat about thinking where I shall go and have my daily nap, then more noises came mixed in with thunder and ..oh dear...rain.....I better hurry and find a place to sleep...making a mad dash to the neighbor's deck and going under I stayed out of much of the rain,but now...this noise was getting worse and I did not care for that and it was strange popping and whistling and banging sounds.... even with if..sticking my paw out...rain!
I kept hearing her voice say words and Tara's name I knew she was out there,,I would make a mad dash out of my hiding place and run to her..she would coax me into the garage and drats..he was there too...hissssssssssssss!..back out I go...I would rather sit in the rain thank you!.but the noise..I think I better go under that porch again... I must of done this 3 times..each time hearing her voice coming to her, but seeing him I would go crazy...the last time he took off too,good, I think, wonder where he would go in all that noise and rain?
Oh I just hated this day....I never got my sleep...and it was a wet noisy day.....

to hunt or to......

let my owners catch my dinner????

I have upon careful review and study of street safety manual for the indoor cat,have decided my humans shall go out and set forth the best hunting skills they have,and forage for my meals...I have devised a simple solution to the foods given me now,and since I had tried the check off the menu approach,and this did not work,I shall avail myself to approach method number 2...holding out!
If,they shake the box of that stuff,and I do not desire the morsels within,I shall wait till they acquire one that will suit my palate....today,I wish to have,Hmmmm,turkey,yes,that is it...they must bring me turkey.....and so,if the 1st shake of the box does not warrant the right result for them,I shall pretend,the food I am given is...awful and try to bury it upon the floor it sits,after that,I shall lay upon the floor,as if I fainted,and in near starvation,and peek with one eye,till they walk to said cabinet and bring forth,the other food....and then,only upon repeated coaxing and begging on their part,I shall slowly attempt to eat,once of course,they are out of eye sight,I shall pounce upon said bowl,throw all lady like manners out the door,and wolf down said food like the pig I can be....ahhh,to release my inner pig....MOL.....Hmmm,only 1 small minor drawback in this near perfect plan...what if they do not fall for it? what,oh heaven forbid,there is no turkey food in that secret cabinet?,or,....gulp,MOL,I do not have the fortitude nor the charm,to make them obey my every wish....or...MEEEEEOOOOOW!,there is no food for me at all!!!!!!....

oh better go to another plan.....the purr plan!

Oh my,is heaven this close?

My mommie may be coming home....COMING HOME!!!,things are not what she hoped for,and well she knows when to end,before something happens....but,oh...the thought,that I will be reunited with my mommie,is,well,heck,I have to tinkle again,I am so excited....I could only imagine what Tara-Anne and Dakota must be feeling right about now too....
Oh my....this is better then cosmic catnip dipped in warm cream, filleted with fresh tuna......
oh I better start washing my hair,tis a mess,well not really,but oh it sounds good....
Cheyenne...