May 19th 2010 9:18 am
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I got this thing off..ooooo fffffff fffffff off! My collar,I hate it....I spent my most wonderful 9 years without one and I do not need one Thank You(stomping my paw)..
I wrote to my beloved and he told me how he does it, Well he uses a tree,outside...I am an indoor kitty and I do not have a tree to use unless you count a carpeted kitty tree as one. Now my beloved has years of practice I guess to get his collar off,me,this is my 1st time and being subject to Bellevue entree for banging my head against carpet,I will attempt anything to get this thing off!
Last night I went against the carpeted kitty tree, oh and I worked it,thinking any moment that crazy bell will give me away and the men with the white jackets will come and take me away,but I rubbed and hit that tree till.....it finally fell off, then I ran,well as far as I could in my room and hid.... What gave me away?
My mommy wanted to take a picture and send it to my beloved with my collar on...drats,that thing is back on....
So my Prince of Thieves,you shall so have a picture with me and my collar...and me,I am looking at the carpeted kitty tree with plans......
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