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Cats Rule /dogs drool and other finer points of life from me

When......When I ask!

When will these humans stop teasing me,here,I had once again had visions of living,of being the only one within the domain of human and fur babies,I had thought,that they were once again,removing those filthy beast from the home,so,it would only be I...me,alone with the bed,the home,the where ever I wish to lay my beautifur coat,,where ever I wish to sun bathe,where ever I wish to lay my toys...but no,I was once again lead to believe,they would be gone,only to have them return....I had to quickly find all my toys,lest they be found chewed up and drooled upon....I had to once more,relinquish my side of the bed,and resort to sharing Mommie's pillow...I have to once more,give up the super soft portion of the sofa,with all the blankeys upon them,that those creatures use....oh this is too much.....the teasing,,,I will...well I am going to Sulk....yes,that is what I shall do,and when they call me,I shall simply ignore them,,,yes,sounds like a perfect plan.....but 1st,I must eat something,oh and a quick bite of catnip too,then,I shall make it look like a hunger strike as well.....
Meow at you later,I shall let you know,if this plan works......

WooHoo,I love presents...

oh they remembered....they love me.....and,best yet,they cater to my every desires and wishes......yes,I am the princess,the ruler of the domain...
I got a new bed...MOL,MOL,MOL...PURRRRRR.....a soft bed,with more room to stretch out...and,oh it feels like,I am sleeping on a cloud......and when mommy puts the blanket over it,it is dark and cozy....and,NO DAWGS!!!!
I also got a new toy,how fun to bat that fuzzy mouse about,bat it here,and chucked it over there,and then,um,Hello!!!! dog drool on it...that filthy beast stole my fuzzy mouse????The nerve,it's not like I would take their bones,or balls,,,well maybe the balls,kind of fun watching it roll about,but,hey,they leave their things laying on the floor,it's fair game,no??well back to my fuzzy stolen drooled upon mouse,there is no question about it,my owners simply must wash it before I shall touch it again,that is all there is about that!Now,where are those envelopes,,,I do not know why,but I must simply go lick them again,hehehe,pretty soon,my mission shall be complete,all the envelopes shall be sealed! MOL.

to sleep during the day,and prowl at night or do as they- do....

Some humans think...it should be sleep at night!

ahhh,that has been the subject of many humans....I tell them to forget it...we are nocturnal...we must prowl,we must howl and meow,just when they are ready to go to sleep,we must look out windows,and we must,at all cost,find suitable things to lay around,(just in case humans wish to join us in the middle of the night) ...it is a delight,to hear them humans sound off,when they find,the delights we may....leave behind,clearly bare feet makes this even a better situation....at one time,a silly human had tried that with me,each time they saw me in the morning laying about in sleep,they thought that picking me up,ruffling my beautifur coat and saying,stay awake,was the answer,I quickly set them straight,and found places to lay,where they could not reach me or find me,add to that,the myth,that we ignore them,which,btw,is no myth.....and walla,you sleep during the day assuring you will be wide awake and fresh,just when they wish to go to sleep.
Kisser.......