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Thwart again

I am sad to say that after much planning and much scheming my efforts have been thwarted yet again by the pesky humans. I did manage to have the dog in the bathroom and the sink half full before the human called "Mom" discovered it and released the dog and drained the sink. Luckily the smallest child called the "toddler" was blamed for the mess and no one was any wiser to my attempts. Still I have great hope and will live to try another day. Viva La resistance.

Attempt 3

With the failure of the first two attempts on the dogs life, I have decided that I need to bide my time and be more patient in the death of the dog. I discovered to day while visiting the humans litter box, if I rub my back on the sink handels I can activate a small trickle of water. At first I thought this was handy for me to get a fresh drink from a running water supply, but then I accidentily knocked something in the sink and clogged the hole the water exits through. I then relized that in a matter of hours the sink was filling very slowly. I have used my brilliant powers of deduction to help me come to the conclusion that if I can lock the dog in the humans litter box, while the sink is running, she will surley be dead in a few days. So I wait with baited breath along with the rest of my feline friends for the demise of the dog. Viva La resistance.

Update on second attempt

I am sad to report that the second attempt on the dogs life was also a misserable failure. Despite my best laid plans, along with the evergreen, and the thing called Christmas other new things entered the home, they are called presents. I am assured that some of these are for me, and am fairly certain I smelled cat nip in one, but this has also brought about new security messures from the humans whom seem rather upset when I lob my body at the top of the tree. And with the nearing of the "christmas" the pile of presents seems to grow, making it more secure and not as easily toppled. Never fear though, for I still have hope that we will one day be emancepated from the minacal grasp of doggie doom. Viva La resistance.