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Love, Wiggy

How feisty am I ? I am a Cool Cat!

I saw this in my beautiful bride, Pepper's diary. Now I want to see how feisty I am!


Charlie Chocolate Paws Scales of Feistiness

1. Do you make demands of your human? (If you answered Yes, give yourself 1 point.)
OF COURSE! 1

2. If you make demands by doing any of the following, give yourself 1 point for each:
Persistent meowing 1
Biting
Smacky Paws
Relentless staring 1
Inappropriate behaviors (i.e., chewing on furniture, electrical cords, the oven) Getting on the counters and table. BIG NO NO 1

3. If you make demands by doing any of the following, subtract 1 point:
Headbonking -1
Rubbing and purring on your human -1

4. If you let your humans rub your belly, subtract 2 points. - 2, I sometimes let mommy do that.
5. If you let anyone kiss your belly, subtract 5 points. NO!

6. Are you Head of your Household (HOH)? (1 point if you consider yourself HOH) DEFINATELY 1

7. If you have kitty (or other animal) siblings, do you:
(Give yourself 1 point for each Yes)
Eat their food? 1
Demand that they groom you? 0
Chase them? 1
Stare at them relentlessly? 1
Stalk them? 1
Pounce on them? 1
Make them meow? 0
Steal their (well, *your*) toys? 1
Make them growl? 1
Make their ears go backwards? 1
Pretend to be grooming (or staring at the wall, ceiling, etc.) while actually stalking them? 1

8. Have you ever destroyed household items?
(1 point for each yes)
Furniture? 0
Clothing or shoes? 0
Kitty Toys? 0

9. Please list any other crazy things you do that are ridiculously feisty (1 point per).
1. Ate ribbon not once, but 3 times! 1
2. Stole wallets, stamps, glasses, bills, packing tape holders 1

Total Score (Place your score/name in your Diary Title):


My Score is 12 Cool Cat
0-5 LAIDBACK LOVEBUG: You are a lovebug. You are sweet (and probably floofy) and you go with the flow. Nothing *really* bothers you and you like everybody. You don’t even mind having a feisty sibling! You are a laidback lovebug!

6-15 COOL CAT: You are one cool cat. Smooth with a touch of mischief. You’ve got a bit of feisty in you and a bit of lovebug. Balance is good; you know how to have a good time by chasing and pouncing AND you know how to have a good time by being a mellow kitty and just hanging out. You are a cool cat!

16+ CRAZY FEISTY: You are a nut. A cheeky little monkey! Crazy, feisty, the talk of the town! Chasing kitty sisters, demanding your human feed you NOW, eating your mom’s favorite pair of shoes, turning on the oven with your freakishly strong teeth just because you can! The world is your playground and you’ll try anything once (or twice). If your human can handle the shenanigans of a CRAZY FEISTY kitty cat, all is good! If your human cannot handle the shenanigans, wait until she leaves for work to get crazy and then blame it on your sistercat when your human comes home! You are crazy feisty (and a whole lot of mischievous fun!)!

Any kitty that wants to play is invited! Feel free to tag friends to find out just how feisty your friends are!

tagged!

My best bud Milagrito tagged me! I have to name 5 things my human does that annoy me. I'm pretty easy going, so she's lucky that way. But, I can still come up with five!

1. Fafnir. I am really annoyed she brought home Fafnir and his presence continues to annoy me.

2. The vet. Mommy takes me to the vet at least twice a year because I'm "older". Whatever. I'm 12...she's 50! And then she brings me for acupuncture and chiropractics. I don't like the vet and I don't like the ride to the vet. It annoys me and makes me barf.

3. She keeps the toilet lid down and I like to drink out of the toilet. She even goes behind after her friends who visit and puts the lid down if they don't.

4. Mommy has a "no ribbons in the house" policy. I LOVE ribbons! I love to play with them and chew them and bite them and eat them. When I eat them, mommy takes me to, guess where! The emergency vet because I prefer to do this on holiday, nights and weekends.

5. I bought my beautiful wife Pepper a 2 million dollar gem encrusted "bra" (harness) for when she goes outside for our anniversary. I used mommy's credit card because I stole it once and memorized the number. Mommy was not thrilled when she saw her bill and she changed her credit card number. Now I'm without means for purchasing special gifts for my beloved. Rats!

I am not sure who I'm going to tag yet, but I will come up with some. If you read this in the meantime, please tag yourself!!!


PS I tagged some kitties now! I tagged Cali, Bastian, Lily, Allie Kat, and Torbjorn

My birthday

My birthday is the same as my "Gotcha Day." I think that's pretty cool. Mom can reflect on the day I came into her life and celebrate my existence all at once. It's hard to believe that it's been 8 years since she saw me in a pile of kitties at the shelter and asked about me. As soon as she started walking toward me, I got up and gave her a headbutt on her shin...and stayed there. It was love at first bonk, shall we say? She was a goner.
I have to say it's been a pretty good home, in spite of the fact that Fafnir lives with us and I do not like him one bit!!! I have a good time pushing Tweak's buttons and Tenszing is not too bad. But, the real truth is I'm a total Mama's boy. I love to be near her all the time, and she loves it too. I'm her sweetie, she tells me that every day. She loves when I steal things, when I get all sassy about getting wet food or treats, when I put my butt in her face (who doesn't love that?), when I "help" her get dressed in the mornings by playing with her clothes. She loves everything about me!
So, happy birthday and happy Gotcha to me!!!