The Coleman Chronicles

What the ?!?!?!

December 16th 2005 11:04 am
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Cole: What the heck is happening here? I smell another cat!!! Growl! Meow! Hiss! I smell her, where is she?!? Oh, you? Maggie? You couldn't possibly think there's room here for you. Get out of my way--and stay out, too! This is my house--let's get that straight!

Cole comes into the house to eat. He's pretty angry as I knew he would be. I tried to offer some new treats that I bought especially for him.

Cole: You're kidding me. You bought me new treats? Is this how you think you'll win me over? I didn't fall off the turnip truck last night, you know. You're trying to be nice to me so I'll be nice to the little twerp. No way!

Cole jumps off the kitchen table (where the cat food is--they're the only one's who eat there and the dogs can't reach it). He growls the entire way back to the front door. He wants back outside in a BAD way!

Cole: I'm going to go outside and potty. When I come back, she better be gone. Don't make me hurt her.

I open the door and see Cole off into the flower bed... flicking his tail the whole time...flick...flick...flick

 
 

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