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The dog has issues

Sad News

Hello everyone. Sad news. Isis passed away on Monday. She lived 13 1/2 years and she lived like a complete queen. I want to thank all her pals for all the fun we have had on catster. I am thinking a new kitty will be submitting a diary at some point.

Peace and love to you all.
Isis' mom.
Sharon

breakfast issues

You know, I try to be patient. Breakfast really should be earlier. Before 5:00am. It just isn't happening. I don't know what else to do. I try purring real loud in their ears, I walk on moms hair, sometimes step on her face, I sit on dads chest, I meow and meow. Mom doesn't get up until 5:20, sometimes even 5:30!!! She is so slow too. Something about needing coffee and her shoulder hurts, some other jibberish about not sleeping well because the "(*#&$(* cat kept waking her up.... I believe it is time to peel off some raw dope for mom.

"cuz I'm cool like that, I'm cool like that... me out"
Isis

fuzz butt

You know..... I have accepted the fact that I had to lose my tail cuz you know, my life was saved. But I have a serious issue. VERY serious. Mom and Dad keep rubbing my butt! YES it's fuzzy. My butt was shaved, I know it's adorable, I know it's even irresistable but people PLEASE! They call me fuzz butt, they talk about how cute my butt is, they even pinch my butt cheeks! What the HELL is that all about??

I have taken over the backyard. Mom ripped out all the plants that were back there, planted some new ones and left this amazing corner for me to poop in. She claims it is actually so she can schlep her stupid surfboard in and out of the backyard with ease (she's in denial... she couldn't move that board in and out of there with ease if someone paid her... all I hear is bumping against stuff and cursing, very entertaining actually)

They bought the dog a little kiddy pool. All he's done with it so far is drink out of it. What a tool.
Isis