Sisters

What is it with girls? My older sister Patches would never play with me, and my new little sister Jillian won't leave me alone. What's a guy to do?

It took me a while to figure out that Patches wasn't coming back. As much as I hate to admit it, I was sort of lost without her. And without someone to chase, well... I kinda got lazy.

Then about a week ago the family went off somewhere and came back with Jillian, only her name was Radon then. I don't know why. But anyway I didn't actually meet her until this week. She's cute, I guess, but she's a little annoying. Like, she loves to run at me and scare me, or steal my food, or reach up and lick me - ew! Cooties. But I don't mind too much because she's really good at tag, and she's not aloof like Patches was. Of course, I still kinda miss Patches, but I think Jilly and I are gonna get along better.

I'm a big brother now, you see.