February 26th 2012 11:48 pm
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I'm 21 years old right now, and I'm getting tired. Mommy keeps me and my bratty brother in her office in our new home. Sometimes she takes down the baby gate so I quickly go out into the hallway and go pee on the carpet so the house will smell better. She always cleans it up so fast, it's never going to permeate the air enough if she keeps doing that. It's so sad how plain a new house smells. I've done a good job putting my beautiful odor in the room we live in though... so it's a start.
Mommy put a heating pad on my bed for me. It is so nice, because I'm super duper skinny now, even though she gives me thyroid medicine and feeds me wonderful homemade food. It's kind of hard to regulate my body temp, so the heating pad is the bestest.
I drink a ton of water and pee like a racehorce... dang kidneys.
I'm so old and achy that it's hard to clean myself. I was QUITE the Rubenesque beauty in my younger years, but now I'm skinny and my fur isn't looking great. I just don't feel like grooming myself and mommy is really pissing me off when she tries to brush the knots out. It hurts mommy, take a hint!
I know I'm not long for the Rainbow Bridge, but I don't want to go to sleep with the angels until I know mommy is good and ready. I'm her baby. She tells me that she used to sing to me and my siblings when I was in my fur-mommy's tummy, so she has known me all of my life. I love my mommy more than any other person in this whole universe.
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