I Have a New Game!

It's called Something's Wrong!

I go up to Mom and meow in a distressed voice. Of course, she becomes concerned. That's what I'm counting on. Hee Hee!

So she jumps up to see what is the matter, and I lead her up to the kitchen and meow most pitifully while looking at my food bowl. Which is not empty, of course.

"Benjamin, there is food in that bowl. I'm looking at it. You're looking at it. What is the problem?"

So I start eating. And she heads back downstairs, shaking her head.

Hey, I like an audience when I eat.

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