October 26th 2007 6:40 pm
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It has been quite a while since I have written, but like I have said before I have been sick, but this is all that is new with this old gal. I have learned a new trick, I found out that my newest trick is something that my human couldn't believe her ears. For the longest tIme she thought that she was hearing things. That is because I have been watching to much of the "Dog Whisper", I only watch it because some of those dogs are so silly. Anyhow I have picked up this annoying habit of, barking, yes you heard my right, I can bark. Maybe this might have something to do with the fact that I have an enlarged thyroid. But now among my other talents I bark, I bark when my human's come home, I bark whenI want a treat, I bark for various reasons.But anyway that you look at me, I am still cute and now i bark. I am curious if any of you other beautiful felines have this habit, so please let me know if you do as I want to know , because as for now I am the only know barking cat. Maybe I should call that Guniness Book guy and see if I can get into it.
My cousin Diesel has taken a trip, and boy did he take a trip. I doubt that He will want to get into His carrying crate for quite sometime. As when He got into the crate he was in Milwukee, Wisconsin then when He got out of the crate He was in Manchester, England. You heard me right, England, boy oh boy, I am wondering if Diesel will now have a British meow. From what I understand Diesel did not enjoy the trip at all, He got off of the plane and waited patiently to be picked up. Diesel will be living in Yorkshire, England with my Human's son and Daughter-in-law. The first day that He was in England Diesel tryed to play Santa Claus and He tryed to climb up the chimmney to make a escape back to the states. I don't know if anyone has told Diesel yet but there is no way that He's going to make it back to the states unless he buys himself a one way ticket. I don't think that there is any money left in Diesel's kitty account for Him to pay for any trips back to the states. I will miss Diesel, but He has a new friend in England to play with and since Diesel is a young dude, He will have a long and exciting life living in England. Who nows maybe He will be able to visit the Queen Mother, I wonder if she has a Royal cat, if not maybe Diesel could apply for that job. Afterall, I am sure that a commonier could apply for that job, don't you.
I am doing well, eating like a little piglet, I am fond of the turkey that my Human goes to buy for me every week from the deli. I know I am not suppose to eat protein, but my Human says that I am an old gal and I should be able to enjoy the lives that I have left in this world. Instead of being misrable eating all of the no protein no taste food that I get from the vet. Now don't get me wrong but I also eat that stuff, but my Human spices it up with some other stuff that has gravy and tastes wonderful. Anyhow I am eating and that is what's the most important thing, because I don't want to get to skinny, as a thin cat is not an attractive cat.
So to all of my feline friends I say "Meow, woof, woof" and to the drooling dogs that I watch on "Dog Whisper" I say thanks for the entertainment. You dogs are so darn fun to watch and I really do enjoy watching all of your dumb antics. But all animals are creatures of Noah, even though we're not listed on the ships manafest, hey, that is because we're a smaller version of that good old lion, think about it, okay?
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