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The Adventures of Crack Kitty

Crack Kitty in the Jungle

myron's playing his favorite game where he stalks through the houseplants and i can only imagine pretends to be on some kind of safari adventure. he hasnt quite realized that the aforementioned plants cant hold his weight (which is increasing every day...i think i feed him alot or something) its really funny to watch though...i can imagine the crocodile hunters voiceover...

"we watch as the majestic myron cat more commonly known as crack kitty stalks his prey which is only found on the highest branch of the highest tree in the deep dark jungle. the crack kitty crouches down low as he prepares for his leap into the thick branches. he aims...and....leaps high onto a branch only to find that the branch he landed on is unstable and they both fall back to the ground...maybe next time crack kitty"