THE fireplace Haiku

It is warm and cozy
It is gentle
The fireplace tickles my tail.

WHy I am superior to those DOGS!

1. I am smaller and quieter
2. I am more polite ( ok, kind of )
3. I don't race around the house with large stuffed animals in my mouth! PLEASE !
4. My fur doesn't smell like creek water or barf.
5. I have my own closet and they don't. HA!
6. They are dopes and I am refined.
7. I am from NEW YORK CITY and they are from the streets of east Austin.
8. My momma buys my food at the vet and their food comes on a truck.
9. THey are big whining babies and need attention.
10. I am totally self-sufficient and don't need walks!