December 10th 2010 12:58 pm
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Meowmie has been so neglectful in letting us kittehs do owr own thing. Should she be reported fur animul aboose?

Well now, where to start? It's been ofur a year and Lazarus is still around. He's becum so attached to Paw-Paw dat he gets worried and meowy when Paw-Paw is gone - even if only to anofur room.

Isis still hates us boys. She hisses and growls ifn she sees us. I'll just bop her a bit to put her in her place, but Laz takes off aftur her and a hissy fit turns intew a screaming fit wif meowmie yellin "stop it!"

Clarisse has stopped chewing her back & her fur is startin to grow back. Paw-Paw says she's wearing panties now instead of a thong.

Desiree is furry healthy according to da vet. Not a thing wrong wif her. She's Laz's buddy now. They purlay togefur and chase each ofur around da apurrtment. Meowmie say Desiree thinks she's still a little kitteh.

And me? Well, I'm getting skinnier and da vet can't tell meowmie why. I eat and eat and steal fud when I can. I'm demanding at meal times fur da hoomins to gif me sum. I'm so hungry alla time dat no amount is enuf. I still haf da water poopies sumtimes, but not as bad as befur. Meowmie is at a loss as to what is wrong wif me. I heard her talking to Paw-Paw aftur he was complaining abowt me and she mentioned "put to sleep". I don't need sleep - I need more fud!

Well, dat's it fur now. Hope efurry cat has a gud Catmus or whatefur mewr hoomins celebrate. Purrs!