I've Been Tagged - AGAIN!

This time, I've been tagged by my Hawaiian friend Abbey!

Here are the rules:

Each cat starts with seven random facts about themselves. Cats who are tagged need to write the seven things in their diary and the rules. You need to choose seven cats to tag and list their names. Don’t forget to pmail them that they have been tagged and to read your diary, or send them a fun rosette announcing that they've been tagged.

7 Facts About Clarisse:

1. I live with 2 hoomins and 4 other kitties in Rochesfur, Mew York.

2. I luff my Paw-Paw, meowmie's hoomin brofur Paul. I only mew to him and I like to wrap him around my paws.

3. I am a furry luffin kitty. When I look at Paw-Paw, I am so sweet he can't help but pick me up.

4. I don't like to be moved. It's the only time I will squeek at meowmie, just so she knows I'm not happy with her.

5. I don't like loud noises or loud voices. I especially don't like meowmie to sing.

6. I will always wait until all the other kitties have their supper before I will come to eat mine. Meowmie knows I'm furry hungry when I come to the kitchen before I'm called.

7. I am patient with most everything. The only time I'm impatient is when I want to go to the outside and Paw-Paw refuses to take me.

This time, I am tagging the following 7 kitties:

1. Dusty - 668028
2. Molly - 495281
3. Fritz - 500028
4. Jewel - 505726
5. Smokey - 275430
6. Squirrel - 539616
7. Buddy - 492978

I've Been Tagged!

Here are the rules:

Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Cats who are tagged need to write in their own diaries about the seven things and the rules. You need to choose seven cats to tag and list their names. Don’t forget to leave them a comment that they have been tagged and to read your diary!

OK - Now about me!

1) I like to watch the DVD player door open and close and wait to see what movie is coming on.

2) I LOVE going outside on my harness and leash – but even better sneaking out and making my hoomins chase me!

3) I can purr for hours, even in my sleep.

4) I adore my Paul and I hate sharing him.

5) When I'm mad at anybody, I sit with my back to them and refuse to look at them. If my ears are down and my tail swishing, I’m REALLY mad at them.

6) I trained my hoomins to open the front blinds and turn on the bathroom faucet for my water drink whenever I desire.

7) I love watching the world out meowmie’s bedroom window, because she has the condo next to it and the blinds are up and down, so all I have to do is stick my paw in them and pull them to one side all by myself.

I am tagging:

Calli
Merlin
Alfiechinacat
Pumpkin
Leo
Icon Baxter Bentley
Ginger

A Rainbow!

My friend Chloe giffed me a rainbow to wish upon. I will now wish upon it efurry day for dat green stuffs to come back. Too much yucky white stuffs is owtside now. I wants to go owt & roll in da grass & sniff da ground & lay in da sun. None of that is owtside right now. I will also wish it fur Chloe, becuz she wants to go catch bugs.

If any kit wants, they can use my rainbow to wish fur green stuffs where dey liff tew. I dontz mind sharing.

Purries to alla kitties where efur dey liff! May you haf warm sun to lay in & luffin hoomins to snuggle wif!

Tank Mews!

My furriend Abbey giffed me a rosette - a blue one, my fafurrite color. Tank mews Abbey! I hopes mewr weffur in Hawaii is bootifur, & the ground no go shakey, shakey lately.

I haf been taking care of my hoomins & watchin da white stuff finally come down & cover my green stuffs. It took a long time to come, but now that it has, it doesn't want to stop. It's furry cold, & I'm glad to stay inside now.

It seems that my impurrtent job neffur really got started. Owr leader got losted sum wheres & nobody knows what to do now. So we waiting to see ifn she comes back to finally get started.

I'm furry patient. I will find ofur things to get into in the meantime.

Purrs to all...

Impurrtent Mission

I have a new mission. I have been chosen as an assistant medic to Damienne, uh - I mean Doc, to go on a secret mission with a special kitty team. I get to rescue kitties & help Doc with the healing purr. I feel so furry impurrtent. I luff all kitties & this is just the job fur me. I can run owtside & help fellow felines, making sure they can do their jobs to the best of their abilities.

Wow, I never thought I would get such a furry impurrtent job!

Now, I have to go help Doc get owr medic kit togefur. Doc already wants me to start shredding toilet paper fur bandages. I also haf to be on the lookout fur that catnip meowmie hides in the frig. Next time she opens the frig, I have to snag it for owr kit. It makes catnip tea & catnip salve fur pain & healing. I know where all the treats are hid, so I can ask Desiree to steal them for me. She's a good jumper & as demolitions expert, she can blow up da cabinet to get them if she needs to.

Oh wait - if she does that, she might blow up the treats too. That wouldn't be a good idea. Hmmm, guess maybe Isis would be the better kitty to ask. She could sneak into the cabinet instead.

Purrs,
Clarisse - Uh, make that Da Poo

Green Stuff! Green Stuff!

Oh, it's here - green stuff. I been sticking my nose to da door & it's getting warmer. From da winders I can see da green getting greener. Da birdies is efurrywhere & so am da squirrelies.

Meowmie, I want OWT! Oh, Paul, my hoomin luffer-boy - please find my harness & leash. I want to go owtside! I want to lay in da sunshine & roll in da green stuff. I want to chew it & taste it. It looks so yummy.

I will stay by da door efurrytime da hoomins open it. One time, they will not be paying attention & then I will RUN! I will run fast & scoot owt da door. And then I will run & make them chase me round & round, until I get tired. Or until THEY get tired & leave me owtside.

MEW - HA - HA!

Maybe tonight....

Spring is Coming

Da green stuff will soon be here. Soon I will start begging mine own hoomin to take me for my walk. I like to go owtside to smell the green & taste it. I will even let my hoomin Paul (meowmie's brofur) put my harness & leash on me. I sit real patient & then I walk to the door & he & I go for a stroll outside.

Of course, I don't go far on my leash. I just want to lay in the grass in the sunshine & chew some. But meowmie won't let me go owt without it. So I guess I must take some bad with the good.

Besides, sometimes I can sneak out anyway. Then I hear "REE-CEE!, SH*T" & I kitty smirk as I leap away to my adventure. If Paul is around, I don't get far. But if meowmie is alone - hee, hee - I can go for a furry long time before she can get me to go back in.

I haf been planning my escape, so I will keep you all posted...