Monsters in the Slippers

Last night I was headed to bed after my usually crunchy snack and sip of water (Fresh from the faucet of course; you think I would drink that stuff stale?), when something terrible happened.
I was just sitting on my favorite book, The Ultimate Book of Cats, and enjoying odors from the armpits of my mother's boyfriend’s dirty shirt (I am a connoisseur of odors.) when I decided to try a sniff from his slippers. To my horror I discovered the foulest beast of all, a Nasty Orange-Bellied Odorous Demon Yak (NOBODY for short) had moved into the right slipper and was making itself comfortable for the night.

Naturally, my mother being a mere human, is unable to see these sorts of monstrosities. So it is always up to me to bravely defend her and our home. I proceeded to grasp the slipper firmly in my forepaws and rend with my teeth, while kicking the stuffing out of it - the NOBODY I mean - of course I wouldn't kick the stuffing out of the slippers - much!

Well that dislodged the vicious squatter. However, he was not fully deterred until I chased him around the bedroom for another fifteen minutes, while slapping a few objects off the dresser in his general direction.

Finally, I was able to sleep soundly, knowing my mother was safe. It was all in an evening's work.