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K.C.'S STORIES OF MAGNIFICENT GIFTS

There was no mouse in the house...

UNTIL I PUT ONE THERE!!! I knew my mom was on her way home from work, it was getting late. It had been almost three weeks or more since my last gift and I could tell she was beginning to worry I would stop leaving her these wonderful suprises. As I exited the house through that gigantic dog door I couldn't help wondering what I would find (I can not divulge the location I found this morsel or mom would know). As I approched I knew THIS was the gift I had been looking for! This was far better than anything I had given before. I attacked, killed, and lugged the biggest black mouse I had ever laid eyes on right in through the dog door. Mom came home and was a little more grossed out than I thought she would be, but I do think she enjoyed it as she said "Jeramie, get in here there is a dead mouse in our kitchen. I am not touching that thing!" You see mom was so impressed she wanted to leave it right where I had put it for her. Then that mean Jeramie picked up that mouse and threw him out! I will have to put another lizard in his shoe while he sleeps tonight (I don't think he knows I am the one doing this yet, boy would I be in trouble). Until next catch... I will be thinking up just the creature and place to put a new gift!