January 2nd 2006 4:45 pm
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my new year's resolutions:

i will not pee on random items of clothing for absolutely no good reason.

i will try not to thud so loud when i land on stuff.

i will not sneak into the basement and then cry when i get stuck down there.

i will tolerate sylvie.

i will try new food without making a sour face.

ha! you really think any of this is going to stick? i give it until thursday.