May 23rd 2008 9:14 am
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When I first came here my mamasita told me that "Everybody loves Lew". It turned out it's true, no person, has ever been able to ignore me if I want attention. They all think I'm fantastic and want to touch me. They comment on my fabulousness. Then they brought home the C-Monster (aka Puff Doggy). So mom told me that even every doggy loves me. Seems to be true. I can't seem to shake him. He's at my beck and call, he just won't let a cat nap. Now we can add birdy to the list of everything that loves me. Who would've thought? I'm Most Wanted on the Crow's list and certainly haven't ever met a sparrow that hung around me. But a certain Bluebird has taken a fancy to me. It's ruining my backyard life. I can't go outside in the daylight without hearing "Squak, Squak". There he is, in the bush, in the tree, on the fence post. "Squak, Squak". I tried to take a walk with the C-Dizzle, but I got as far as a rhodi in the neighbors yard when I hear "Squak, Squak". So I tried to evade him by hiding in the rhodi. But he actually sat on the ground right by the bush and kept on squaking. He announces my whereabouts to the world! How's a cat supposed to hunt with that kind of following? This celebrity thing has gone to far. The birdirazzo is endangering me. There should be a law!