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Me, My Life and Meow

Everybirdy Loves Lew

When I first came here my mamasita told me that "Everybody loves Lew". It turned out it's true, no person, has ever been able to ignore me if I want attention. They all think I'm fantastic and want to touch me. They comment on my fabulousness. Then they brought home the C-Monster (aka Puff Doggy). So mom told me that even every doggy loves me. Seems to be true. I can't seem to shake him. He's at my beck and call, he just won't let a cat nap. Now we can add birdy to the list of everything that loves me. Who would've thought? I'm Most Wanted on the Crow's list and certainly haven't ever met a sparrow that hung around me. But a certain Bluebird has taken a fancy to me. It's ruining my backyard life. I can't go outside in the daylight without hearing "Squak, Squak". There he is, in the bush, in the tree, on the fence post. "Squak, Squak". I tried to take a walk with the C-Dizzle, but I got as far as a rhodi in the neighbors yard when I hear "Squak, Squak". So I tried to evade him by hiding in the rhodi. But he actually sat on the ground right by the bush and kept on squaking. He announces my whereabouts to the world! How's a cat supposed to hunt with that kind of following? This celebrity thing has gone to far. The birdirazzo is endangering me. There should be a law!

Hippos

Sometimes my mamasita just doesn't get how hungry I am! Like when I first come in in the morning. Hello! I've been up since 4am. Don't you remember letting me out? Of course I'm hungry now that its two hours later! She makes me explain and explain why I'm so hungry. Today, I told her that a hungry hippo had been chasing me all morning and that was enough to make anyone hungry. That seemed to work pretty good. Yesterday I told her that I was in a circus and worked really hard. She seemed to be buying it until I mentioned hard work, so I had to wait. But later she did share some bacon with me!
One time I was so hungry I tried to take a bite out of her rear areas! She has really thick skin. She thought it was funny.

The Phone Call

Mamasita just called. Papa Scott is here working on the computer and I'm relaxing on the bed. Papa Scott held the phone to my ear so I could hear her voice. She told me to get up, but I just rolled over and purred for her instead. I can't wait for her to get home and feed me. They bought new food last night, lots of fishy flavors... mmmmmh my fav.