Relatives

Wow I found i'm an uncle funny we met though catster today. I was close to having a little furball till my human found out the price haha no furball for her I'm her only furball and i'll make sure of that.My human only gets £30 a mounth and dosen't work so dosen't get much and seeing as mostly the money is spent on me she dosen't have enouth.Mind you i'm still shocked I have living relatives so close and yet so far http://www.catster.com/pet_page.php?i=208694&j=t that's my nepthew even if he's older i'm still the uncle.I found all my " silly " trates as my human calls them is actully just turkish van trates.My human has many many books on cats and never rearly knew about turkish van behaviour 'cause she diden't know of anybody who owned them.Just have to give a big shout out hi to any relatives of mine HIIII nice to know ya not alone in this world.

Not so Nice food

eugh I'm rearly very poorly i've been sick twice. I keep getting a fever going from hot to cold all I wana do now is sleep my humans say if i'm not better tommrow i'm off to the vets a.s.a.p.Currently i'm on my human mother's floor wrapped up in blankets to keep me warm kinda hard to sleep when every half hour so puts her hand under to check my body temp.I think I maybe shoulden't have eat the chicken from the neighbors bin I coulden't help it, it was just in a bin and the smell was so strong plus I was hungary I hadn't been fed since it was 2-3 hours ago I need to be fed none stop why don't my human see that I need food all the time not just 2-3 times a day. Oh well let's hope I get better I REARLY don't want to go to the vets it's not very fun my human says the price is not fun either.

Tv Dissapeard

They took my live t.v ( gerbils ) away now what am I to spend my free time doing.Why oh why did they take it away I loved watching my t.v always was hours of amusement.I don't understand what my human means it's not safe for them.So cruel whatever will I do now?

Returns from holiday

Yay my humans are back and i'm being spoilt more than normal which is why I love when they come back from holiday. My tv ( the gerbils ) has returned also it was soooo boring without them that I had to find a new game after destorying the cat scratching post I started chasing amber now I have 2 bite marks under my neck where I have been told off by her ohwell more sleeping to do must go back to sleeping on my mum's bed I had to go a whole week without it was so very evil byebye

Finally

Yay we finally found someone who's gunna look after us she has 2 cats but we are staying in out own home because i'm such a trouble maker and her cat's are old i might scare them to death hehe. Also today was fun I was shown a new trick where a cat biscuit gets put in a humans clenched up hand and if I lick it the hand opens and I get the biscuit it's fun to do also I learnt how to eat off a fork today I was given a fork with cat food on it was hard not to bite the metal but it was fun I love getting free food even though I have already eat mine and ambers. Well that's all today I must go nap on my mum's bed where I can dream of more food.

Moth Attack

Today was fun we got given four more pints of milk from the neighbors they still don't know if they can look after us oh well anyways to fun bit everyday the window to my mummys bedroom is left open often things fly in today 2 moths flew in one was super large i got it and eat it after 2 hours later the second came and I attacked it but it dissapeard and no one's seen it since I swear i diden't eat it maybe it's hiding from oh well.

How odd

Today's been good been laying around in the sun trying to help my mum eat her food but something today was rather odd our neighbors with thouse stupid barky things dropped over and gave us 5 bottles of milk and said we could have them though my mum told me I wasn't allowed because it would make me ill I don't mind I don't like milk that much it's my kitty mum amber that does but she's not allowed it either. Soon after my mum was putting some papper out in a special bin I though i'd help flatten it by climbing in only to rearlise how comfy it is so I layed down my mum coulden't help but laugh and join the fun by putting the lid on eventully she lifted it up and said "come on spike you can't lay in there all day".That's what she says I know I could it was so comfy so my mum got a little bit cross I think and picked me up and put me in and told me I can't sleep in there because the recyle men will come and take me away hehe I don't think I wan't that. Oh well seems I have diary of the day how super cool guess people like reading all about me hehe right I best go have things to do ya know sleep eat chase amber get lots of cuddles it's a very tiring and they say cat's are lazy

Holiday

Oh dear my poor humans are going away and they can't find anyone to look after me or my mum amber. My poor mum has been asking people she said we might be hopefull for the neighbors with thouse 2 stupid barking things with thier white fluffy hair ( westies n.n; ) I rearly like the girl she's nice but her dogs are stupid all the do is bark when I was brung over I told them who's boss I gave them a good hiss through that window. I hope we can find someone I don't want to go to a cattery where my humans have to pay £70 because it's 10 a day for us.

Gerbil Attack

Today I got myself into so very much trouble I attacked one of my mums gerbils when she escaped from the rolling ball. I woulden't let go she my mum had to hit me to let go because she couldent get my mouth open because the gerbil attacked her i got shouted out after I let go of the gerbil and watched her run away I ran out the window then my mum whent and got the gerbil. My mum got very scared because she diden't want to loose another gerbil as I had killed 2 before. My mum got on the phones to the vets and luckily saved her life ( and mine because her mummy dosen't like me killing the gerbils ) my mummy is very mad at me but she knows i'm only a cat and it's in my nature to be cruel i'm not a killer I just chase anything that moves most things I catch die of shock rather than me killing them. My mum says i'm not allowed to ever come near the gerbils when they are running in the ball again so i'm a little sad but I know i've done wrong that's why I won't come in the house i'm sulking in the garden.