Eeeeek!

I got sooooo spooked just now.
My moms garden fence is low on one side, and high on the side where it meets the roof of the bike-sheds...
I always sit on that roof, this time, I tried to jump on a windowsill. How was I suposed to know that our neighbours cat was sitting inside, staring back at me?
I screamed my lungs out! I got soooooo spooked...
My mommy was already in bed and she ran outside on her bedsocks, over the frozen tiles and the lawn and everything. She called me, but I was soooooo spooked, I didn't dare to come at first.
I could hear from her voice she was really worried, so after a little while, I did come down, I had the most gorgeous big tail! I looked like I had more hair on my tail than any persian on this entire body!
My back-hairs were very big too!

My mommy was afraid that I was hit by someone or something, she didn't expect me from that side, and when she saw me, she laughed because she realised what had happened. That was very mean.
Then she picked me up, I didn't like that, because I was soooooo spooked, she took me inside, and she cudled me until I was purring very loudly again and all my hair looked like it was normal again.

Now I'm totally cool again off course. I'm sitting on her lap to make her warm, because she was outside in nothing but her pj's and it's freezing. I'm looking at the catster website and her typing while I tell her what to write.
But boy, was I spooked!

It's my burrrrrrthday!

Yoohoo!

It's my burrrrrrthday. My mommy asked me what I wanted, but I don't know. I get treats and yummy food everyday, and I get loads of pettings.

She agreed that I would be alowed to be in the bathroom while she goes on the humanlitter. 'Cause then I'm able to hunt the showercurtain. As it is my burrrrrthday, I'm alowed to kill it a little further, she'll get a new one soon!

I don't like normal toys, but I do like feathers, so my mommy is going to look for them outside.
I'm also getting some extra catnip today.

Do any of you have any ideas for my burrrrrrthday?
What would make this a purrrrrrfect day?

Send me an e-mail, then I can tell my mommy!

New years eve...

OK, so I told you that the dog is sooooo stupid, she's afraid of thunderstorms.
She doesn't even see the difference between thunderstorms and fireworks. The dog is so stupid, it chases it's own tail.

By now, my momy lets me out of the house, I am alowed in the garden, I play outside all night long... Than in the morning, I come back. There is hardly any traffic arround the house during the day, and even less during the night. I am alowed outside during the day, but all the people that want to pet me ar freaky.
I prefer to keep my distance and watch from inside, after dark I go out again.

I already brought momy two dead birds, a mocking bird and a dove. Momy thinks it wasn't me, but it was!
I just waited for them to die!
And it worked!

Yesterday, momy wouldn't let me out, she said it was too crowded, and there were fireworks blasts and stuff.
I had to use the Kitty-litter! Yugh! I would rather just go outside... Or on the couch or something.

Have to go now, momy wants me to bring her some chicken soup... The dog is much to stupid for that stuff, so I get to do that... tata...

Raining cats and dogs

Well, we had a rough night...
The dog is afraid of thunderstorms. She kept us up all night! Panting and walking arround. Can't dogs just chill?
She always has so much energy, she wants to play with me, but I don't play with anything that I can't stalk.

I really want to go outside, but my mommy won't let me. She sais I might get lost. I don't think thats true and I keep trying to sneak into the garden when she and the dog go out. They go out a lot into the garden because mommy has to pick fresh veggies for the rabbits. I want to sneak out when she comes back in, but she always knows it. Darn those big glass doors!

The dog is being stupid, because she thinks she had puppies. She is trying to protect mommies bed, she won't let me on it. Sometimes she thinks I'm a run-away puppy and she wants to bring me back to the nest. But I just jump on the table or something else that she can't reach!
Then I am the queen of the mountain!

And that's why...

I went back to the windowsill.
Tomorrow I'll be here for a whole week. It is still spooky, but getting better.

If only the other creatures wouldn't be this curious. Specially the baby rabbit (teeheehee! mummy sais he's going to have surgery on Tuesday to remove his "manlyhood", he doesn't know it yet!) is really interested in me.
The rabbit will follow me arround, then I get spooked and the dog starts getting involved.
I just run back to the windowsill. Nice and high. The dog can't get to me here, neither can any of the rabbits. Although the little hopping creatures (they're really not that scarry 'till they start hopping again) decided that they should live in my catbasket!
I got my revenge, instead of going all-the-way to my kitty litter on the other side of the room, I know pee in the rabbit toilets! (I still do my poo-poo in the kitty-litter, and my new mommy is very thrilled about that)

My mommy spend a lot of time working in her garden in the past week. I loved just sitting in the windowsill and looking at her. She's very afraid to let me out into the garden, because I might get away. She tried to explain to me that I would first need to know that she is my new mommy now, and that her house is my forever home before I was alowed outside again. I'm kind of said, because there are a lot of fun birds in the garden.
I just go back to my windowsill and "mek.. mek mek... mek mek mek... mek mek" at them through the glass! (That will teach them!)

I need to go back to the windowsill and get some sleep now though, it's getting late, almost midnight! Mommy said I should stop talking to all of you and go to sleep!

Bye bye!

Kitty

PS. My mommy promisses to put more pictures of me online, but her good computer is broken, so she can't read her camera to the computer or something like that. I didn't understand anything of what she just said, but she asked me to pass it on to you...