Strategery

She's calling it "Bandit". He skulks under the bed like a criminal. The human has started what she calls "supervised visitation". That means the door is open and I can go in and DESTROY THE ENEMY!

The first time he sneaked out from under the bed, I trotted over to let him know who was boss. He tried to act tough. A little hissing. A little growling. A couple of swipes with his claws. I just pretended to be scared. Yeah, that's it. I was PRETENDING to be scared. Just a little strategy to lull him into a false sense of superiority, I mean, security.

He's getting braver. He comes out from under the bed when he thinks I'm not looking. But I'm watching his every move! I'm working hard at keeping him corralled in the bedroom. I'll concede that room to him but that's ALL! The rest of the house is MINE!

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