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Damn The Brocolli

I did NOT pee on the floor!

So I'm just chillin' in my chair, you know, laying upside down, very comfortable and all when next thing I knew, I was being attacked my this little flying bug thing!
I chased the thing around the room for a while, but then I lost him. So I figured, "eh, forget it, I'll just go back to sleep." So I did. Then a fews minutes later-BAM! It was back! It was buzzing so loud in my ear, there was NO way I was going to be able to sleep. So I chased it around some more. I caught it.. went over to my mom who was also asleep and jumped on her belly until she woke up... shes just so freakin' lazy. Then I told her to follow me over to my kill.. she told me it was some sorta termite ant or something..

Now the bug killer is coming.. I can't wait to attack him. :)