An Ode to Lasagna

I love lasanga
Lasagna's the best!
If you're done with yours
Can I have the rest?
Yummy and cheesy
It sure hits the spot
Lasagna, lasagna
I like it A LOT.

Diet: week 1

The doc says I need to lose weight and get in shape.

So I bit her.

I'm in shape!
ROUND is a shape!

Being a fat cat isn't all belly rubs and tuna fish these days.
Look, I know I'm a big guy, but this diet food is for the BIRDS.
(mmmm....birds...)
I've resorted to sneaking some food from the dog bowl (yuk, dog slobber) and if I'm really in a pinch I can always visit "crazy hat lady" down the street and hit her up for a can of Fancy Feast.
(mmm...soft food)
I just have to endure her squeezing the stuffing out of me and being called "pretty girl". I guess it's worth it as long as the little black and white cat doesn't see me.

BTW I'm still traumatized by the BATH I was subjected to last week. Mom had to give me one because my, um, belly gets in the way of ...well, um...let's just say I can't reach all my acreage.

She's getting her stitches out n Wednesday.
Gotta go, I'm hungry.
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