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New Scratching Post

December 19th 2006 12:04 pm
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They brought home a wonderful new scratching post that smells like the outdoors! Then they hung gigantic, shiny toy BALLS on it! Even better! I love this! For some reason, though, they sound very cross when I pull down one of the balls to play with it on the wooden floor.

They also put a collar around my neck with a BELL on it. How undignified!

Mum says she'll post some pictures of me as soon as she downloads them from her camera.

 

Oh, that silly school

November 10th 2006 10:22 pm
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Mummy got very, very busy during the summer and graduated with something called an MLS. Since I'm a cat, I don't know what that means, but I'm very surprised because she's still going to school! Silly mummy. That's why my diary entries don't happen very often. I simply cannot type, so I dictate.

I'm now a real grownup cat and I've lived here for more than a year. I have decided I'm really an outside cat, but no matter what I do, I cannot convince Daddy and Mummy. So I have to stand by the door and wait for someone to open it.

The big problem with outside is that the dogs aren't there. Outside scares me and makes me puff out my tail, but it's also quite fascinating. It scares Mummy when I'm outside.

After I post this, I'm making Mummy update the rest of my information.

 

The Magic Portal Awaits

May 8th 2006 5:23 pm
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I still haven't managed to get very far through the magic portal. I know there are tasty birds out there. Some of the bright red ones have a nest right in MY tree, right outside MY window! I sit on MY shelf (the one that used to have plants) and watch them, but I just can't get at them.

 

Hello!

March 15th 2006 5:41 am
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Mummy's been so busy with school that she doesn't always have time to help me update my diary. Doesn't she know how important it is for me to keep my fans entertained?

I have discovered a magic portal to another place. It is a very big place that is kind of scary but smells very, very good. The problem is, after I managed to get out a couple of times, they learned my tricks. Now they stop me from squirting out whenever they open the portal. I'll get the better of them, though. Just you wait and see.

 

Mummy's Back!

January 11th 2006 12:55 pm
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Mummy went away for a few days to a place called "Utah." I think she was petting other cats while she was there, because I can smell other cats on all of her stuff. I'm glad she's back. I hate it when any member of the family is gone.

 

Silly Mummy

December 18th 2005 9:03 pm
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Silly mummy has been so busy with grad school that she hasn't been keeping my diary up to date.

They brought home the very best scratching post in the world, but then they told me I couldn't climb up inside the branches! Now they have it full of lights. What a silly thing to do to a scratching post.

 

Mau?

October 24th 2005 6:21 am
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Mummy thinks I might be an Egyptian Mau. It all started when the visitor lady asked about my coloration and mummy said I was a brown tabby. Then she looked for pictures of different types of coloration. That's when she found out about Egyptian Maus, which have spots, just like me! They also have pretty black rims on their eyes, just like me. I'm very impressed.

 

My Special Visitor

October 22nd 2005 11:34 pm
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A nice man has come to visit me. He was only here for a few minutes before I trained him how to use my cat-fishing pole. For him, I did many flips. He is daddy's daddy. He also lets the doggies eat at the table, which is strictly forbidden. They won't let him feed me at the table though. Pout.

Daddy's mommy is also here and she pets me too, but she doesn't like it so much when I get near her face.

I like visitors.

 

Things are Quiet

October 8th 2005 10:32 pm
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Things have been very quiet around here. I've been trying to get into trouble, but they keep taking stuff away from me. And Zippy doesn't always want to play. Neither do the fish. Silly fish. What good are they if they don't play?

 

Home from the Vet

September 22nd 2005 4:51 am
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Well, I don't know what that was all about. All I know is, when I woke up Monday afternoon, something was missing...

It was a little scary at the vet's office because we had a tornado warning that night. I'm sure Mummy and Daddy were worried about me. I knew they would be safe in the basement with the dogs and the boys.

Daddy brought me home the next day. I was so happy to see Zippy again! And she was happy to see me.

I've been kind of tired since then. Getting spayed really takes it out of you.

(Thank you Catster for featuring my diary!)

 
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