August 29th 2007 12:09 pm
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I got a boogie mat the other day. It's really cool. I like to claw at it and sniff it. Then I rub my head on it and lick it. Then I like to crawl under it and make a mini cave out of it. I highly recommend one to anycat that is without.
Since it's the height of the shedding season, dad has been trying to brush me. But I will have none of it! Now he says that I'm getting mats. He keeps trying to pull them off of me but when he tries he gets some Aedan fangs for his troubles. My fur dad! Back off!!! Now he's threatening to get out something called "electric clippers" and cut the mats out. Hahaha you would think he'd know by now how hopless that would be!
I know I should let dad brush me but I don't like to be touched when I don't WANT to be touched. Respect my space, ya know? These mats are getting a little itchy, though. Hmmmm...
Dad is getting ready to go see Jimmy Buffett on Sunday. That means I'll be stuck alone for most of the day. GRRRR - that dad is so selfish! He says he has to leave early because they are going to "tailgate" before the show. How? The guy has no tail! Bring me, dad, I have a nice fluffy one. We can share! But no... I think it's best I let him go by himself. How awful to be the only cat surrounded by thousands of humans... I shudder at the thought!!!
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