April 26th 2006 6:27 pm
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HEAR YE...HEAR YE...BRADY HAS DONE IT.

I have caught and killed a mouse. Yes indeed, I did it. Mom and Dad and little Ben went on a trip (without me) and I saw this little mouse. I named him Edgar, and we played and had some fun. Edgar was telling me that Mam and Dad just left me never to return, but I knew that was not the case. I was telling Edgar I was thinking of getting Dad a gift when he returned, but I was having a hard time thinking of what to get him.

Well, it seemed to me that Dad was sort of ashamed of me for being a F.O.M. that I decided I would have to sacrifice Edgar. Of couse I did not tell him of my plans. Well, while he was snoozing, I snuck up on him and...did the deed. I sort of felt bad, but I know I would earn my cat stripes and I knew that Dad would say "BRADY IS A CAT!!!!!" And Guess what...when I gave him Edgar as a gift he was surprised and put him it his white seat with the water in it, and I never saw Edgar again.

Dad seemed happy but told me I needed to still try to be Friends with Mice first. Any way, I am still friends with Howard who is living in the basement, Dad does not know about him yet...

Until next time!