MY FIRST ENTRY

Hello All, I'm Angel, and I truly am an Angel. My mummy named me that cause of the way I came into her life. I was found in a backyard on hot concrete in the end of May 1997. It was a very hot day. My mom found me with my eyes still closed and what she seems to think was my umbilical cord. It was black thingy on my belly and she just left it alone, eventually she says it fell off in a couple of days. I think it was two days later.
Anyway, she bottle fed me for three(3) months. I tortured her. See my mom doesnt have any human kids so she says now she knows why. LOL
I didnt let her sleep for three months. Always wanting to eat, and having my formula warmed up, that meant mummy going up and down the stairs at all hours of the day and nite, cause she kept me upstairs in the bedrooms and the kitchen was downstairs. When she had to go out, she would put me in a milk crate, with a pillow on top so I couldnt climb out. When she came home I was always covered in POO. YUUKKK I was a little piggy. I would poo and then be covered head to toe in it. She would put my whole body under the faucet in the sink, I got more baths in my younger days then anyone could ever imagine. Maybe thats why I am so bright white, my mom scrubbed my color off of me when I was a baby. HAHAHA!!
On the 2nd week being with my mom, her other crazy, psycho cat, KIT KAT took a bite into my small tiny head and left two teeth holes and blood trickled down my face. My mom freaked out. Rushed me to the vet for the vet to tell my mom that since my head and brain was still so soft and underdeveloped that I will be slow or stupid. WHAT A JERK THAT DAMN VET!! Needless, to say I am above and beyond the average intelligence of a feline. I am superior to the average cat. I can hold conversations and do things that my mom says are not suppose to be done by a cat. OH WELL, we proved that dummy Vet WRONG!!!
HE WAS SO WRONG, WRONG AS THE DAY IS LONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyway, I am now going on 8 years old and I am very happy with my life, I love my mom and my other family members. Well I could do without Harley, he doesnt leave me alone, always trying to hump me, he dont even know what he is doing, he humps my thigh, Im not going to be the one to tell him, he's doing it wrong, he might actually get it right, then UH OH
no, no not my BUTT. OH NO PLEASE LORD, DONT LET HIM GET IT RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Talk to you guys soon. So glad I have my own webpage, I feel so important.
I love CATSTER, the best website ever.

LOVE, ANGEL xxxxxxxxxxxxxooooooooooooooooooooooxxxxxxxxxx