Mojo's Journal of Mayhem and Mischief

The World Outside That Door

One day, I will dig my way through the front door. Every night I make a little progress as I stand on my hind legs and swipe frantically at the panel with both paws over and over again. I may not have front claws, but I know that eventually I will wear a hole through and then, Shawshank Redemption-style, I will unleash my terror upon the hallway of condominium complex building 16.

Until then, I'm napping on the floor, awaiting my opportunity for unrivaled mayhem.