June 8th 2011 3:50 pm
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It has come to my attention that some of us cats are doing too much wasteful stuff and not living life to the max. We don't do enough of what we cats were born to do, what we have evolved to do. Are humans expect us do do or behave in certain ways, hey, wake up and smell the roses, we are cats and we have our own agenda, our own way to live our life.
A Calmer Life for Cats
How to enjoy nine stress free lives:
Life 1 - Sleep.
Life 2 - Sleep.
Life 3 - Sleep.
Life 4 - Sleep.
Life 5 - Sleep.
Life 6 - Sleep.
Life 7 - Sleep.
Life 8 - Sleep.
Life 9 - Catch up on everything you should have done.
Conserve your energy. When you crave attention one doleful look into your human’s eyes will have greater effect than many minutes of stressful meowing. Nurture the ability to look pathetic and your human will forever be your slave.
At the end of a long nerve-racking day relax and reflect on all your achievements - wallpaper scratched, curtains scaled and one piece of string thoroughly chased. Celebrate these small successes. They make life worthwhile.
Cats Daily Agenda for an ultra calm life:
00:00 - 07:00 Sleep on bed
07:00 - 07:10 Breakfast
07:10 - 12:00 Sleep on chair
12:00 - 12:10 Lunch
12:10 - 15:00 Sleep on top of refrigerator
15:00 - 15:01 Exercise (completely optional)
15:01 - 18:00 Sleep under heater
18:00 - 18:15 Dinner
18:15 - 00:00 Sleep in drawer
Yes Blizzard you can sleep between meals.
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Wize guys!!! Hows do yous sleep with Kringle and Panda??? Sheezz
I'm sleeping on Mom's butt right now. Does that count for ultra status?
Hi Simba. I agree with everything you say.....sleep...(wakes up) And how do you avoid the Vet thing...haven't figured that one out too much yet!
"Never do today what you can put off until tomorrow"
This is EXACTLY what I'm talkin' 'bout!!! I try to get 34 naps a day, which makes for some EXHAUSTING scheduling!! Luv, Tink
That's not enough meals for me - hee hee! But I agree with all the sleeping.
That's some great advice!
by looks of your scheulded simba i already lead it. all i do all day is eat, sleep and poop. and no excerise.