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June 6th 2011 3:52 pm
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Cooler today, I must stop talking about the weather but its a thing us brits do, oops sorry, mom says im not a brit, im Cornish.
Went out this morning for a snooze in the sun, nothing much scratching today, pretty quiet but I hear the Catfather has some guests, MOL.
Mom went to work this afternoon until 9pm so it was a little bird watching again today, until dad came home. We were allowed out again for a while.
Ziggy had an embarrassing moment today and we are still giggling about it. Ziggy was on top off the toilet cistern watching dad clean the loo, dad had just finished and was about to put the lid down when Ziggy lost his footing and fell in, he got wet up to his waist. Dad tried to catch him to dry him off but Ziggy wouldn't let dad near him. Zig has kept his head down since that happened, mom says hes traumatised and needs some TLC.

Law of Pill Rejection
Any pill given to a cat has the potential energy to reach escape velocity.

Law of Random Comfort Seeking
A cat will always seek, and usually take over, the most comfortable spot in any given room.

Law of Refrigerator Observation
If a cat watches a refrigerator long enough, someone will come along and take out something good to eat. (another of Blizzards pastimes)

Law of Rug Configuration
No rug may remain in its naturally flat state for very long.

Law of Selective Listening
Although a cat can hear a can of tuna being opened a mile away, she can't hear a simple command three feet away.

Law of Space-time Continuum
Given enough time, a cat will land in just about any space.


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Purred by: Blizzard AKA The Catfather (Catster Member)

June 6th 2011 at 3:55 pm

Yous has less sense dan Kringle!!!
Purred by: Alex R

June 6th 2011 at 4:17 pm

I'd decided against a diary entry, but I'll post it here since you mention cats in the loo. We had a squirrel in ours! He fell down the plumbing roof vent, and then swam up thru the s-trap and into the toilet. No joke! The pawrents heard him in the pipe through the bathroom wall, and were going to rescue him at the pipe elbow in the basement, but then they heard splashing up above in the toilet. Sleeper and I were standing with our feet on the lid when the Mama came up from the basement. She made us leave while she grabbed him with a towel and took him outside! She threw that towel away. :)
Purred by: Simba (Catster Member)

June 6th 2011 at 4:20 pm

That is funny, but at least the squirrel was rescued.
Purred by: Tink the Cat (Catster Member)

June 6th 2011 at 4:21 pm

Poor Ziggy, he's embarrassed about letting his inherent cat reflexes get away from him for a second!! Tell him for me that it happens to all of us at one time or another!!

I really thought the Law of Pill Rejection would involve breaking the sound barrier...
Another remarkable thing about cats is that they come running at the sound of the can opener, when it hasn't been used for cat food for years!! (I've never had to use a can opener on her food in the four years of Tink's life, but it still always summons her!!) Luv, Tink
Purred by: ♥ Jezebel RIP ♥ (Catster Member)

June 7th 2011 at 12:04 am

Poor Ziggy! I'd be embarrassed too!

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