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Pamper Day.

June 2nd 2011 3:36 pm
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Mom has been home all day today.
It was very cloudy this morning but warm so I went out for a bit and watched mom and dad fight with a tree. After dinner we all got groomed and we had a manicure and pedicure. I had having my nails trimmed and I do struggle a lot, but mom said I dont need sharp nails. I tried to tell her they might come in handy but she didnt listen. I went out after I had been messed around with and rolled in the dust, MOL. The cloud had gone and the sun was out so I was basking in the warm rays of the sun.
Ollie is brighter today, hes less snotty and as the day has gone on he has eaten more, he even came downstairs for his supper. Hes still sleeping alot, but thats OK.
Oh, we got new toys as well today but we are not allowed them all at once because we will get bored of them and wont have any to replace them. I saw some feathers but mom didn't give us that one yet.

Cat Physics

Law of Bag / Box Occupancy
All bags and boxes in a given room must contain a cat within the earliest possible nanosecond.

Law of Cat Acceleration
A cat will accelerate at a constant rate, until he gets good and ready to stop.

Law of Cat Composition
A cat is composed of Matter + Anti-Matter + It Doesn't Matter.

Law of Cat Disinterest
A cat's interest level will vary in inverse proportion to the amount of effort a human expends in trying to interest him.

Law of Cat Elongation
A cat can make her body long enough to reach just about any counter top that has anything remotely interesting on it.

Law of Cat Embarrassment
A cat's irritation rises in direct proportion to her embarrassment times the amount of human laughter.

Law of Cat Gravitation
A cat's gravitational pull (i.e. weight) will vary upward in direct proportion to the desire of the human to move the cat.

Law of Cat Inertia
A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside force - such as the opening of cat food, or a nearby scurrying mouse.
The catfather is an expert at Inertia!!!!

Hope everyone is having good weather.

 
 

Leave A Comment | 5 people already have

Purred by: Blizzard AKA The Catfather (Catster Member)

June 2nd 2011 at 10:53 pm

Yous right...except YOUS bees de outside force!!! ( Yous worser dan Kringle...I's swears!!!)
Purred by: littleboy (Catster Member)

June 2nd 2011 at 10:54 pm

omc Nail trimming is just awful for me I hate it and I don't struggle until I get set to "attack" and then look out cause my back nails work really good.
You had a great day outside in the sun is fun.
Purred by: Tink the Cat (Catster Member)

June 2nd 2011 at 11:29 pm

TREE FIGHT!!!!
WTC???
We love Cat Physics!!! Luv, Tink
Purred by: Callie (Catster Member)

June 3rd 2011 at 12:33 am

Sounds like you had quite the day! I would have loved to see your Mom and Dad fight the tree - who won?

Thanks for the lesson in Cat Physics!
Purred by: ♥ Jezebel RIP ♥ (Catster Member)

June 4th 2011 at 8:13 am

I'm actually good about nail trimming - much better than those badly behaved dogs!


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